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    Wow doc, even without intention, your a devious...

    Wow doc, even without intention, your a devious man, your my hero....

    Hope the day goes better than you hope P, and at least something vibrates....
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    ^I agree....Is that the final draft BG?

    ^I agree....Is that the final draft BG?
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    Thought so, classic film, ta for the...

    Thought so, classic film, ta for the confirmation!



    The US and UK have said they don't want to put no troops on the ground in Iraq, if you believe that, what those gutless fuckpigs done is...
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    ^^This, nice job TW! Absolutely, breast...

    ^^This, nice job TW!



    Absolutely, breast stroking is serious business....
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    Hobbling is better after such activities, having...

    Hobbling is better after such activities, having yourself a limp is very not good, well if yer a bloke that is....
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    Nope, it's only job is taste good.... You...

    Nope, it's only job is taste good....



    You ain't wrong there squire....
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    What convenient acting creatures, if they knew...

    What convenient acting creatures, if they knew what was coming, I doubt they'd be so convenient though....



    Alas, I suppose the unmeaningful, unproductive stuff got to be done to help pay for...
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    After all the down points of hubster getting a...

    After all the down points of hubster getting a job, things are looking 'up'....
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    Like the Doc, reading and lurking, but still...

    Like the Doc, reading and lurking, but still loving....

    I take it the poem that was read won't be making it onto here as one of your favourites....Had a similar experience as your Uncle at a...
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    Tell that to they fu*kwits in Iraq! Isn't...

    Tell that to they fu*kwits in Iraq!



    Isn't that quote from Commando?

    Not sure I wants to know the dog laws in Louisiana....
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    Well me basic physics tells me they'm the right...

    Well me basic physics tells me they'm the right shape, so the jobs a good un, and a few nights on the town always guarantees a steady supply, so you'll never run out....
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    Ahh, thanks for that, don't suppose you need a...

    Ahh, thanks for that, don't suppose you need a cone, as dead is dead, as they say....
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    Yup, I'll vote for that.... I'm more than...

    Yup, I'll vote for that....



    I'm more than just a willing hand (no pun intended), if you needs some assistance....
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    Then to unquote Richard Ashcroft (The Verve), the...

    Then to unquote Richard Ashcroft (The Verve), the drugs do work then....Hope you don't let him know that too much, ya don't want a Charlie Brown sized scone getting no bigger....Even with drugs I...
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    That's the sort step I were thinking as well....

    That's the sort step I were thinking as well....
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    They meat salads look the biz, my oh my oh my.......

    They meat salads look the biz, my oh my oh my....



    Bulls crackers are huge, (can't remember which, as I've been drunk at least once since), but I saw Guy or Adam try them on TV, and they was...
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    Lol, good idea on the pressie raffle, takes a bit...

    Lol, good idea on the pressie raffle, takes a bit of the edge of the outlay....At least getting nicked would save you being on galley duties on crimble morn, but might just land you in the manure...
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    Bit of a quandry all round, every way is going to...

    Bit of a quandry all round, every way is going to be a pain, just hope whatever way it works out or is decided on is the best for everyone
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    Might see if I can find that later on, sounds...

    Might see if I can find that later on, sounds most amusing (fond of slapstick meself)....



    7, blimey, thats starting to make Christmas a sting....And I hope the home's big enough if they all...
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    I wouldn't be saying no, I'll give ee the tip.......

    I wouldn't be saying no, I'll give ee the tip....



    If it ain't broke and all that....
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    Lol, not my preferred flavour either, I gots to...

    Lol, not my preferred flavour either, I gots to say....



    Then I take it your pretty dangerous....



    It'd probably add more than 5lb to the azz...
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    They autocorrects bury me, classic.... Did you...

    They autocorrects bury me, classic....

    Did you see the eye article at the bottom of the page on the planets story, link below, no4 is freaky....

    5 People (and One Cat) with the Craziest Eyes...
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    Nor me, and me, don't use it anymore, but...

    Nor me, and me, don't use it anymore, but breadknife work was always average as well....



    I wouldn't be feeling too guilty about that one, if I was you!
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    As I've said before, once again lady luck farts...

    As I've said before, once again lady luck farts in yer biscuit tin....



    Sage advice sir, I don't be no expert on medical matters, like yer good self, but I'm thinking the alternative to life...
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    I'm a liking the new piccy as well P, smart it...

    I'm a liking the new piccy as well P, smart it is.

    And you look way younger than me, and I'm only 46!
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