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    I survived the Hippie Conference, where a vegan...

    I survived the Hippie Conference, where a vegan had a temper tantrum in the dining hall* over goat cheese and dreadlocks ruled the day. There were Whole Foods canvas bags** and seed exchanges*** and...
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    FelixtheCaveCat, give that brain bleach back!!! ...

    FelixtheCaveCat, give that brain bleach back!!! Days later, I'm still reeling from vajankle.

    Glad you enjoy the journal!
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    Right there with you. I like how it only comes...

    Right there with you.

    I like how it only comes in the left foot, but you can purchase a right foot (without the . . . addition) for a pair.
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    ZOMG, you can even pick the skin tone (13 shades...

    ZOMG, you can even pick the skin tone (13 shades to choose from) and what type of pedicure it should have (French, cherry, or custom).
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    Passing around the brain bleach for those of you...

    Passing around the brain bleach for those of you who have now learned what a vajankle is.
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    Lady Friend says if I spend too much time alone...

    Lady Friend says if I spend too much time alone (which is the way this extreme introvert prefers it), I start to get weird. To combat this, she drags me along to social events packed with people,...
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    I was having a nice day. Then I learned what a...

    I was having a nice day.

    Then I learned what a vajankle is.

    I can never unlearn it. I can only bear the burden for however long a panda's life span will be.

    * don'tgooglevajankleatwork *
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    Clearly I'm between projects at the moment. ...

    Clearly I'm between projects at the moment. Internet-surfing commence!!!

    Five-year-old Plymouth boy gets a bill for missing school friend's birthday party | Plymouth Herald
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    * shakes fist * UGH. Everyone needs to pack...

    * shakes fist *

    UGH. Everyone needs to pack up their household spiders and ship them off to Sabine's home, where they will be appreciated!!! (Bloodorchid will have to resurrect hers first.)
    ...
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    lolololol.

    lolololol.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXvo6ksBHnI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXvo6ksBHnI
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    Nothing makes Panda move faster than a large...

    Nothing makes Panda move faster than a large spider suddenly appearing on the arm of the recliner and making a mad sprint for Panda's open sleeve.

    UGH.

    But in case the paparazzi happened to be...
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    :eek: I liked that one. And I loved Tangled. ...

    :eek: I liked that one. And I loved Tangled. But Frozen? Meh.

    I was watching Labyrinth the other night (the historical fantastical French thriller-mystery-romance) and was amazed at how all of...
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    Gay Panda did not like Frozen very much, which is...

    Gay Panda did not like Frozen very much, which is sort of like saying that one does not like puppies or rainbows or Cadbury Creme Eggs. Everybody likes those things. Everybody adores them. All of...
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    No, I have not! We might have indeed crossed...

    No, I have not!

    We might have indeed crossed paths, but I was wearing my Blundstones. :)
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    You shouldn't have to buy a book that is...

    You shouldn't have to buy a book that is dedicated to you. I'll make it free on the 20th so just download it that day.
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    I dedicated a book to you anyway, one full of gay...

    I dedicated a book to you anyway, one full of gay men and dragons.
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    UPDATE: (in explanation of *, **, ***, and ****)...

    UPDATE: (in explanation of *, **, ***, and ****)

    * Other hated songs are 'Red, Red Wine' and 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'.

    ** * shakes fist at bloodorchid *

    *** 2014 was also a banner...
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    Gay Panda's hatred of the song 'Santa Baby'* is...

    Gay Panda's hatred of the song 'Santa Baby'* is well documented in this journal. And, other than in this journal**, I made it all the way from Black Friday to Christmas Day without once walking into...
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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: WHY MUST WE MESS...

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    WHY MUST WE MESS WITH PERFECTION???????

    We need that weepy guy who did 'leave Britney alone' to transfer his dramatic talents to 'leave Cadbury Eggs alone'.
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    ZOMG, stop posting pictures of mother panda in my...

    ZOMG, stop posting pictures of mother panda in my journal!!!
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    Sigh. Hate-watching Santa Baby videos now. *...

    Sigh. Hate-watching Santa Baby videos now.

    * shakes fist at bloodorchid *
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    It's a trick question. You are thinking 'potato'.

    It's a trick question. You are thinking 'potato'.
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    I wrote that post thinking bloodorchid is totally...

    I wrote that post thinking bloodorchid is totally going to Santa Baby me now.

    And she did!!!
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    I have made it almost halfway through December...

    I have made it almost halfway through December without hearing 'Santa Baby' in stores.

    2014, you're a winner.
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