[QUOTE=Goldie;1369043]Well, actually, the world would be a better place if my ex-husband no longer...
Eh, nevermind. I wouldn't even want to feed that to the dogs, let alone a sushi-lover.
Maybe to a shark.[/QUOTE]
LOL! I once heard that often, the things that attracted us to someone the first six weeks we knew them are the very things that make us leave them. [I]Woman feeds ex's penis to sharks - police unable to retrieve evidence![/I]
[QUOTE=vh67;1369090]I thought the jelly fish machine was so cool! I love watching jelly fish, they are so fluid and graceful.
Try feeding me a pack of cards piece of meat and see what happens. It won't be pretty. I can eat more of it than my 6'3" husband.
I wish you were right about the liberal plant because I would like to think that no one is that obtuse. Sadly, it probably isn't because he sounds just like my brother. Doc did make a good point about not all Tea Party people being screaming loons like that so I am going stop generalizing and apologize to Doc since I respect him and find him not to be a loon. I am going to take a break from that thread for a while. To quote one of my favorite comedians, "you cain't fix stupid". It sounds much better when Ron White says it.[/QUOTE]
After Lewis Black, Ron White is the comedian with whom I'd most like to do evil despicable carnal activities. Not that I've thought about it much. He's hilarious, and no matter how many times I hear the tater tot routine, I LOL. But he's perfect physically - cigarette, booze, way tall enough to climb, and overweight (a big appetite for food = other big appetites in the JoaniePsyche).