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It's like she wants to die
>Sprite in general
It's like she wants to die
Found a few to add to the list.... (yep, been savin' 'em up!)
Peanut Butter Captain Crunch Cookies
1 cup sugar
1 cup light corn syrup
1 cup peanut butter
4 cups Captain Crunch cereal
In a large heavy-bottomed sauce pan melt sugar and corn syrup. Boil for 30 seconds and add Peanut Butter, then cereal. Mix well and spoon out onto waxed paper. Let stand for several minutes to set up.[/B]
(sad to say that I used to LOVE cap'n crunch... even though that shit cuts your mouth up worse than chewing on glass)
Not sure if this one was already posted? But...
1 packet puff pastry
110g cream cheese
50g caster sugar
5 Snickers bars, chopped roughly
1. Preheat the oven to 200C.
2. Roll pastry to 3-4mm thick and line a 20cm fluted tart tin.
3. Beat the mascarpone, cream cheese and sugar in a bowl until smooth.
4. Beat in eggs, one at a time.
5. Add the Snickers bars and fold in.
6. Pour into tart tin.
7. Place in oven for 10 minutes, then lower to 180C for a further 25 minutes until golden and set. Allow to cool before serving.[/B]
The article that accompanied it claims that just 1 slice contains 1,250 calories, 22 teaspoons of fat (854 calories), and 11 teaspoons of sugar(179 calories)... But I feel like since the recipe said it only served 4, yet there are 5 whole Snickers bars in that monstrosity, there should be more servings? Whatever. There should be 0 servings because that shit shouldn't even exist.
[B]Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding
2 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts
1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated)
2 (4.5-ounce) cans fruit cocktail (undrained)
2 eggs, beaten
1 (9-ounce) box raisins
1 pinch salt
1 or 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
Butter Rum Sauce, recipe follows
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Cube donuts into a large bowl. Pour other ingredients on top of donuts and let soak for a few minutes. Mix all ingredients together until donuts have soaked up the liquid as much as possible.
Bake for about 1 hour until center has jelled. Top with Butter Rum Sauce.
Butter Rum Sauce:
1 stick butter
1 pound box confectioners' sugar
Rum, to taste
Melt butter and slowly stir in confectioners' sugar. Add rum and heat until bubbly. Pour over each serving of Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding[/B]
I am speechless....
Plus, pretty much all of these...
[url=http://www.businessinsider.com/10-paula-deen-recipes-that-actually-exist-candyland-has-nothing-on-this-2012-1?op=1]Paula Deen's 10 Most Unhealthy Recipes - Business Insider[/url]
Just in case the above wasn't enough...
[URL="http://www.allthecooks.com/tinklees-oreo-delight.html"]Tinklees's Oreo Delight[/URL]
1 box · Oreo no bake dessert mix
1 ⅓ cup · Milk
2 · 8oz Tubs of Cool Whip
[URL="http://cookincowgirl.blogspot.com/search/label/Cookies%2FBars"]Strawberry Cake Mix Cookies[/URL]
15.25 oz box strawberry cake mix
1/3 C vegetable oil
Optional: frosting and sprinkles
[QUOTE]Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding[/QUOTE]
I almost threw up in my mouth. :(
going to have to stop reading this thread :( makes me feel ill
You know I never considered myself a healthy eater. I loved fritos, chips, fried foods, etc. But I would have never eaten this stuff! I mean it is just gross. Maybe as a kid but even then...why oh why when there is such good food out there does this happen???
I wonder if some of these recipes are actually never made?
I can't imagine baking brownies with 5 snickers bars in the pan. Or 2 dozen crispy cremes in a bread pudding.
You'd be surprised... People go to dinner parties, have "potluck" dinners, church get-togethers, birthdays, holidays, brunches -- and when these people make food, they want people to be impressed with how delicious the food is, not how HEALTHY it is. I know it's an accomplishment to bring some sort of food to a party and go home with an empty pan. Things can get pretty competitive in those terms. I've seen plenty of horrendous looking foods at family reunions, and my family isn't even all that unhealthy! I can't imagine what kind of foods families who regularly indulge in fast food and frankenfoods would bring to the table. Well, actually, I can, because it's all listed on this thread! haha.
They just sound overwhelmingly not delicious. Gross.
Their tastebuds must be burned out.
[QUOTE=Cierra;1158437]People go to dinner parties, have "potluck" dinners, church get-togethers, birthdays, holidays, brunches -- and when these people make food, they want people to be impressed with how delicious the food is, not how HEALTHY it is. I know it's an accomplishment to bring some sort of food to a party and go home with an empty pan.[/QUOTE]I always bring a huge container of home made meatballs and always go home with an empty dish. I've found the best way to ensure that you will have something Primal to eat at a get together like that is to bring it yourself.
That Captain Crunch goop above makes my teeth hurt just reading it.