"Naked Vegan Cooking" is a thing now.

[url=http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/naked-vegan-cooking-is-a-thing-now]Naked Vegan Cooking Is A Thing Now[/url]

I feel like "Naked Grok Cooking" should be a thing.

I've done that. Sans camera. Trust me, bacon grease on naughty bits can be rough :D

[QUOTE=drssgchic;1107288]I've done that. Sans camera. Trust me, bacon grease on naughty bits can be rough :D[/QUOTE]

Damn you for beating me to it. :p

I think Mark ought to sell loincloths for the guys and Raquel Welch style 10,000b.c. monokinis for the girls in the PB store. I bet they would sell. Maybe with a little grok logo on one corner.

[QUOTE=drssgchic;1107288]I've done that. Sans camera. Trust me, bacon grease on naughty bits can be rough :D[/QUOTE]
But it is primal. :)

And of course, your work clothes don't get fat spatters on them...

i do it a fair bit but no bacon grease on me. i am one of the rare people around here who is so so about bacon.

[QUOTE=drssgchic;1107288]Trust me, bacon grease on naughty bits can be rough :D[/QUOTE]

So you bake the bacon in the oven...no grease spatters to contend with, and you can get downright coquettish bending down to pull the baking sheet out when it's done ;)

so you're saying...invite more vegan girls over for dinner...?

What do vegan people "cook"? Shouldn't this be naked salad making?

[QUOTE=justyouraveragecavemen;1108254]What do vegan people "cook"? Shouldn't this be naked salad making?[/QUOTE]

vegetables one would assume...by which I mean tofu and meat substitutes.

Also, if I were going to cook a vegan I would want them to be naked.

That said, I think Mr. P is on to something.