gym groupie!

I got my first gym groupie today. She kept appearing where I was working out (after smiling from neighboring ellipticals), stretching and practicing some kind of sexy dance routine. Said she "saw me killing it." She's maybe 19 and super hot- her skin is so flawless looking and radiant.

So I'm only now, almost a year in, starting to look like a man with muscles and such instead of a flabby amorphous mass, so females pursuing me and paying attention to me is [i]terra nova[/i]*- I fought very hard to not look at her dancing and to be polite and friendly but not flirtatious.

How do you married people do this?

*at least without first hearing me speak. I am very witty and humorous and cultured, so it is not weird for a girl to ride my nuts once she's heard me in conversation. Purely because I look hot though, totally new to me.

lol nothin fellas?

perfidious sums it all up.:cool:

Ahh, Lady Perfidy constraineth thy madness and forsooth blunteth thy malignant narcissistic tendencies.

[quote=terry h;1099921]ahh, lady perfidy constraineth thy madness and forsooth blunteth thy malignant narcissistic tendencies.[/quote]

lol :)

er were you asleep when this happened?

It must be a common experience for primal men, I thought to bring it to the council.

[QUOTE=Ayla2010;1099928]er were you asleep when this happened?[/QUOTE]

Nah, he slipped into ketosis, thus kicking him out of the manic phase and suddenly there was no longer even 1 idol standing. Afterwards, there was this strange dream set in a gym....

one idol left standing after the maddening storm of my perfidy.

[QUOTE=YogaBare;1099926]lol :)[/QUOTE]

I've been watching the UK version of Downton Abbey. Can you imagine Carson the butler as the OP?:cool:

Terry I will forgive your dullness- what I am saying is, I uphold, respect, believe in, and defend not one single idea or principle with the exception of marital loyalty.