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[QUOTE=Mr.Perfidy;1099960]Terry I will forgive your dullness- what I am saying is, I uphold, respect, believe in, and defend not one single idea or principle with the exception of marital loyalty.[/QUOTE]
And jerking off in the general direction of things you don't like...
Terry H... Shame on you for making me imagine Carson like that! :p
Poor, dear, Carson.
[QUOTE=Terry H;1099952]Nah, he slipped into ketosis, thus kicking him out of the manic phase and suddenly there was no longer even 1 idol standing. Afterwards, there was this strange dream set in a gym....
one idol left standing after the maddening storm of my perfidy.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Terry H;1099957]I've been watching the UK version of Downton Abbey. Can you imagine Carson the butler as the OP?:cool:[/QUOTE]
And here I was thinking you were reading "King Lear" ;) I haven't seen that show but I'll now definitely check it out, ha.
Those were possibly some of the funniest posts I've read on MDA yet... thanks :)
[QUOTE=Mr.Perfidy;1099956]and terry what kinda corny dumbass reads my writing style and thinks that it sounds like medieval high english...? LOL I regularly make fun of people that correct grammar by mocking the subordination of their thoughts to the structures of the Queen.[/QUOTE]
The cadence suggested that. I merely improved on your corny dumbass writing style. Even the most inane or unworthy thought somehow sounds more rational with a British accent.
[QUOTE=cori93437;1099963]And jerking off in the general direction of things you don't like...
Terry H... Shame on you for making me imagine Carson like that! :p
Poor, dear, Carson.[/QUOTE]
Those eyebrows just kill me. On a more serious note I think the casting and acting superb!( Downton Abbey, that is-not the OP).;)
[QUOTE=Mr.Perfidy;1099960]Terry I will forgive your dullness- what I am saying is, I uphold, respect, believe in, and defend not one single idea or principle with the exception of marital loyalty.[/QUOTE]
Can't you understand medieval high English? I got it.
She ain't a formal groupie until you've converted her interest into a bang.
Yes my question is to men who are in the position to make such distinctions.
Methinks exhibitionism it be . Thou hast within thine own council(sel) the answer to thine own question.
[QUOTE=Mr.Perfidy;1099845]There is a proviso to my perfidiousness- while it is true that I stroke my dick at authority and do not apologize when I sodomize gods and politeness, I am yet a humble servant in the court of the Sorceress (the wife). It is the one idol left standing after the maddening storm of my perfidy.[/QUOTE]
This is a beautiful post.
[QUOTE=cori93437;1099963]Terry H... Shame on you for making me imagine Carson like that! :p
Poor, dear, Carson.[/QUOTE]
Mr. Carson. I believe he has earned that much respect.
Would "Knock the bottom outta that thing, and ring it like a dinner bell" be an acceptable answer?