Weird cracks in my hands; is it Satan?

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I think that since we haven't made any progress in 5 pages that we are entirely rational and benevolent in demanding n00dz. For diagnostic purposes...

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But it sez "watching the Exorcist" doesn't count as training. Guess i'm lost. :(

Here's a pic for ya, perfidy:
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[QUOTE=MamaGrok;1085800]But it sez "watching the Exorcist" doesn't count as training. Guess i'm lost. :(
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Well let us know when the projectile vomiting and head spinning starts.

And pics or it didn't happen.

Pending approval?!

I officially contest this claim that you are silky and smooth without evidence!!!

Oh, my pic didn't come through? Weird, b/c I didn't attach to it; I linked it. Try again:

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Oh. Ma. Goodness.

Aw, I didn't mean to scare you. That wasn't actually the one I originally posted. It was this one:

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Mama Grok - you are naughty.........

Back to the Satan theory, then. Good thing I know Latin.

Sáncte Míchael Archángele, defénde nos in proélio, cóntra nequítiam et insídias diáboli ésto præsídium. Ímperet ílli Déus, súpplices deprecámur: tuque, prínceps milítiæ cæléstis, Sátanam aliósque spíritus malígnos, qui ad perditiónem animárum pervagántur in múndo, divína virtúte, in inférnum detrúde. Ámen.

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