I think its time for a dedicated thread for all those frankenfoodsthat make you curse out loud in the middle of the supermarket.
To start, I found [URL="http://perth-paleo.tumblr.com/post/41835357864"]this beauty last night.
Its the model and the weights that really do it for me.
Ooh goody, the goo in the plastic bag is fat free!
my aunt bought my grandmother a package of vegetarian bologna
[QUOTE=Kata;1077449]Ooh goody, the goo in the plastic bag is fat free![/QUOTE]
I know! Lucky for us. I think it was also cholesterol and fun free too, I just couldnt capture all the writing.
And of course it's PASTEURISED!
I own four pre-apocalypse twinkies. Jump up and down about it!
One section of the frozen food aisle at WFoods, but especially anything called a veggie burger. Mind you, I have nothing against veggie patties, and I've tasted some home-made ones that were yummie. But just like not all drinks served in a martini glass should end in "ini," [I]burgers[/I] have beef as their major component. Anything else is a patty.
Tofu "meats." Pepperoni (gag), tofurkey, tofu hot dogs. Definitely high on the barf-meter.
Lean Cuisine, WW Smart Ones, etc. Even before primal, I'd look at those and think I could make a meal with just as few calories and by skipping the pasta and rice invariably included, get a lot more protein for my caloric buck.
Fruit juices. The grocery store variety. Again, even before primal, I knew that the added sugar had taken a perfectly healthy snack, like an orange, and turned it into a sugary mess.
Grapples and apples that taste like bubble gum.
How about Bac'n bits which contain:
TEXTURED SOY FLOUR, CANOLA OIL, SALT, CARAMEL COLOR, MALTODEXTRIN, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, LACTIC ACID, YEAST EXTRACT, DISODIUM INOSINATE AND DISODIUM GUANYLATE (FLAVOR ENHANCERS), AND FD&C RED 40
[url=http://www.mccormick.com/Products/Herbs-and-Spices/Other-Items/Bacn-Pieces-Bacon-Flavored-Bits.aspx]Bacn Pieces™ Bacon Flavored Bits[/url]
Bacon flavored soy????? Blasphemy!!!!
Don't worry, they never taste like bacon. They taste like oily salt.
I am adding various yogurts to the frankenfood category. Reading ingredients is scary.
Skim Plus milk. Gag.