[QUOTE=naiadknight;951016]Anyone who tries to take my cherries (no, not like that, get your head out of the gutter)[/QUOTE]
May I at least keep my face in your gutter?
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[QUOTE=naiadknight;951016]Anyone who tries to take my cherries (no, not like that, get your head out of the gutter)[/QUOTE]
May I at least keep my face in your gutter?
[QUOTE=Alex Good;951587]May I at least keep my face in your gutter?[/QUOTE]
You'll hafta find it first. :)
[QUOTE=PrimalMama;951192]*snort* umm... first... is that WEIGHT WATCHERS beans!? WTF!? that alone is a *facepalm*
and yes, you can lose weight with lots of carbs when you eat such a small amount of food and starve your body of protein/fat (I would be SO HUNGRY with that food in a day, and I'm nearly a foot shorter)... "healthy eating phase" my @$$![/QUOTE]
He then told me that his healthy diet keeps his bodyfat really low. How low I asked?
20% was his response. At this point, I gracefully took my leave, never to discuss nutrition with this man again.
I just a "head...meet desk" moment. One of my teachers came in for stomach pain and she wanted me to take her temp to see if it was her IBS or another bladder infection. We decided it was IBS...but she had to run b/c she only had 5 minutes to drink her Slim Fast for lunch. I think I might know what is wrecking havoc with your GI system, dear...
I need to start a whole food campaign here...*sigh
Was watching football with friends at a bar and just ordered an iced tea while all my buddies were pounding down burritos and nachos and pizza and pitchers of beer (ok, I had a little beer later). The (heavy) waitress asked why I wasn't eating, and I told her I had just had a massive breakfast and wasn't hungry yet. She was trying to make conversation I guess:
Waitress (should I call her a "server"? Screw it. Waitress): "oh, what did you have?"
Me: "I made a huge 5-egg omelette with veggies and some chicken, and probably close to a half pound of bacon, all of it cooked in butter."
Waitress: "Bacon? (eye roll) Yeah, that's healthy."
I thought about showing her my raging 6-pack and asking her to show me her stomach (ugh), but decided against it...
[QUOTE=naiadknight;951591]You'll hafta find it first. :)[/QUOTE]
It might help if you get a brazilian.
I just had a funny one!
Me: *walks into the living room holding a glass of iced tea*
Dad: Oh, is that iced tea?
Me: Yep. *sips*
Dad: Just make sure you fill up the fridge.
Me: ... *does not compute* What?
Dad: That's iced tea from the fridge?
Me: Um... no. It's tea. With ice in.
Dad: Oh, that's no good!
Me: *sniggers*
[QUOTE=Alex Good;952420]It might help if you get a brazilian.[/QUOTE]
I'm not importing some schmuck from Brazil to act as a Sherpa for you!
HAHAHA!
I love it !
[QUOTE=naiadknight;952458]I'm not importing some schmuck from Brazil to act as a Sherpa for you![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Anthony;952081]
I thought about showing her my raging 6-pack and asking her to show me her stomach (ugh), but decided against it...[/QUOTE]
I haven't lifted my shirt yet, but I've been tempted lately, many times, with all the C/W people at work giving me their dietary advice, while their bellies hang over their belts.