Before we left the house to go on a hike last weekend, my roommate looked at my bare feet and asked, with good humour, "Are you going to wear shoes? ... I never know with you." I wore my VFFs, so, kind of...
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Before we left the house to go on a hike last weekend, my roommate looked at my bare feet and asked, with good humour, "Are you going to wear shoes? ... I never know with you." I wore my VFFs, so, kind of...
[QUOTE=Jefferson;468986]Sorry ladies, I guess you're out of luck. I'll be over here eating my bologna sandwich on white bread, thanks to my magical carbohydrate blocking penis.[/QUOTE]
I have got to get me one of those!!
[QUOTE=Jefferson;468986]Overheard two new coworkers at lunch talking about healthy eating today. One of them said that her boyfriend who is studying to be a chemist told her that "women shouldn't eat white bread because it turns to sugar in their bodies".
I couldn't help but stick my nose in and ask if it does something different in a man's body. She said, "yes, men just digest it like any other carbohydrate."
*FACEPALM OF DEATH*
Sorry ladies, I guess you're out of luck. I'll be over here eating my bologna sandwich on white bread, thanks to my magical carbohydrate blocking penis.[/QUOTE]
BAHAHAHAH, awesome. But I must say, I'm positive that any white bread goes STRAIGHT to my hips and thighs ;p
Ohhh, irony.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Eo868.jpg[/img]
@Jenny... I didn't realize how funny it was until I saw it was for curing Juvenile diabetes!
Exactly, Spiff -- it takes a minute to spot that. XD And the illustration is the full-sugar regular Pepsi, to boot... ouch!
Oh and... resistant starch:
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resistant_starch"]Resistant starch - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/URL]
That's the stuff that Dreamfields pasta uses to claim it reduces the digestible carbs by a large amount... BUT, as it turns out, it doesn't really work out that way.
It gives identical blood glucose curves as regular pasta:
[URL="http://diabetesupdate.blogspot.com/2011/02/study-finds-dreamfields-pasta-produces.html"]Diabetes Update: Study Finds Dreamfields Pasta Produces Identical Glucose Curves as Regular Dry Pasta[/URL]
To sum up, it may not be digested in the same way, but you still get every one of those calories, AND the same blood sugar spike. *eyeroll*
[QUOTE=Jefferson;468986]Overheard two new coworkers at lunch talking about healthy eating today. One of them said that her boyfriend who is studying to be a chemist told her that "women shouldn't eat white bread because it turns to sugar in their bodies".
I couldn't help but stick my nose in and ask if it does something different in a man's body. She said, "yes, men just digest it like any other carbohydrate."
*FACEPALM OF DEATH*
Sorry ladies, I guess you're out of luck. I'll be over here eating my bologna sandwich on white bread, thanks to my magical carbohydrate blocking penis.[/QUOTE]
HAHAHA
Did you know women actually digest food with our uterus? It's science. Don't question.
[QUOTE=Jenny;469252]Ohhh, irony.
*pic*[/QUOTE]
*facepalm*
[QUOTE=Jenny;469252]Ohhh, irony.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Eo868.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
*facepalm* That's just.... that's.... argh!!! I have no words.
Apparently this irony is a common thing...
[IMG]http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/demotivational-posters-diabetes.jpg[/IMG]
Apparently they were selling coupon books for frosties and the proceeds were going to the JDRF.