it's not a panacea, folks

So when you google "how to field dress a unicorn," there are 153,000 hits. Here's one that's pretty funny:

[url]http://www.rainbowsandunicorns.com/field-dress-a-unicorn.php[/url]

Actually if you lacto-ferment raw unicorn you get so much more out of it. It releases the happiness without infesting the meat with carcinogenic rainbows that occur from cooking.

Is anyone else into getting high of unicorn farts? I only sniff the fresh ones - none of that synthetic freeze dried stuff full of chemicals.

Man o man, you won't believe how freekin awesome you feel on a unicorn fart! I mean it's all natural right - so definitely paleo!

I just say No to unicorn fart. I just realized Unicorn has CORN in the name. Is it still Paleo, or does it need to be part of a cheat meal instead?

If it's GMO corn then I wouldn't touch it anyway ;)

Unicorns make the best mayonnaise too...

[video=youtube;5qDsqPaJht0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qDsqPaJht0[/video]

If unicorn isn't paleo, does this mean I have to stop eating corn snakes too?

Tribal only if they are GMO uniCORN snacks ;)

cori I PMSL at your sig and I agree with the Kooks 0%

I'm just curious -- is canned unicorn paleo?

[IMG]http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat.jpg[/IMG]
[url=http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/?srp=1]ThinkGeek :: Canned Unicorn Meat[/url]

I've always wondered. Also, I've been eating ten cans of unicorn meat every day, on top of my unicorn-butter coffee. Why am I not losing weight????

oh memories...