Are there any small game critters on your land? Rabbits can be snaired, .22 rimfires cost next to nothing for a serviceable one and you could harvest squirrels or rabbits. Find yourself a neighboor with a rimfire and talk them into taking you rabbit or squirrel hunting if that is legal in you area. Deer have been poached with .22s for ages, not that i would suggest such a thing
[QUOTE=Knifegill;1030703]Yeah, man. I told him to give me the whole thing. He hunts deer, too, and will give me the liver and heart and kidneys next time he gets one.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like a kind man...as my father always told me growin up, "guts are good"
[QUOTE=Knifegill;1030689]I just turned 30 and my wife won't let me even try to reproduce with her unless there's money in the bank. I could drop dead any day, never having reproduced. And celibacy is crap. How many years am I supposed to live like a monk? If I waste my money trying to do things the right way, I'll never have a family. Is that what you want? Nobody would want that for anybody. So if I can eat that deer, I'm going to. I don't have a whole lot of options otherwise.[/QUOTE]
You could spend the money on condoms.
Where does the neighbor get his beaver? I mean the critter? Does he have a pond, or creek or something? Some place you can fish? Back to the deer thing, I would definitely check to see if you can get on a list for road kill. I think my state gives it to the Food Pantry, I think.
[quote]You could spend the money on condoms.[/quote]
They just expire. She doesn't trust them, and they make the act more of a chore than an experience. Neither of us like 'em.
[quote]Where's does the neighbor get his beaver? I mean the critter? Does he have a pond, or creek or something? Some place you can fish? Back to the deer thing, I would definitely check to see if you can get on a list for road kill. I think my state gives it to the Food Pantry, I think.[/quote]
I mean the critter. Hah.
Yeah, we're all swampy here.
There's no reason to get on a roadkill list. We share a car, I work nights, and the answer - should they call - would always be ,"I can't make it.". When she's at work, I'm stuck here with no car.
[QUOTE=Knifegill;1030721]They just expire.[/QUOTE]
mouths and hands are still sexually optionable
Not to be insensitive, but just from this post I can see that you have a home with a yard, a computer and an internet connection. That ain't poverty in my book.
It amazes me how often I see stories on the news about people that cannot afford to feed their kids, but I can see the dish network setup, a laptop, a Wii, a fairly new car in the driveway, and mom's nails are always done.
KG, I sense a bit of frustration my friend.
I don't think anyone knew of your situation.
i also wanted to throw in you could get a free or cheap pair of rabbits to breed for meat. learn how to prepare the skin or sell it to someone else for cash
Here's the MANLIEST WAY:
1) Wait with a knife near a bait pile.
2) When the deer comes to eat, sneak up and fish-hook the deer's asshole, thus preventing escape, then quickly reach around and cut its throat.
Venison is served...