[QUOTE=Sabre;977241]How about this one: humans with penises between their legs tend to be stronger than humans with vaginas.
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Yeah yeah - let me see you push a baby out of your penis, then we'll talk strong. :D
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[QUOTE=Sabre;977241]How about this one: humans with penises between their legs tend to be stronger than humans with vaginas.
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Yeah yeah - let me see you push a baby out of your penis, then we'll talk strong. :D
LMFAO !!!!!!! push a baby out of your penis - you boyz have got no idea !!!!!!
A double date? No Effin' way man. I'm in this thread just to hear how that goes!
Dude, you need some physical distance from OW to so you have the space you need to create emotional distance. Simple as that.
No judgements on how this all happened, cause shit does happen. Just suck it up and fix it.
A double date? Oh, this should be awesome.
So...The Date.
I've been hesitant to say anything because ever since I told my wife about everything, it's been so anticlimactic. We all had fun last night and clueless douchebag is still clueless.
Douchebag had to leave early to catch a flight for work so my wife, WO and I talked. I think it's important to understand that all of the parties involved are simply too close for physical separation to work, unless someone's family moves away. We are next-door neighbors with kids who play together. Douchebag works out of town and is rarely home so WO still needs help and support. We are a tight-knit little extended family (tribe?) and can't afford to banish anyone because of this.
So WO and I acknowledged that we both have work to do. WO and I are both seeking therapy. She has to get herself together generally and I have some cognitive adjustments to make. I have no choice but to separate myself emotionally from her for a while and hopefully make the adjustments needed to be the friend WO needs without compromising anything with my wife.
I know that there are many who will be skeptical that this could work, and maybe it won't. If not, then WO and I will have to remain distant emotionally.
And I apologize deeply for the disappointing ending. I briefly considered making something up about a poly relationship or a brawl with douchebag, but we're all just going to work on fixing ourselves.
[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]how frightfully adult ![/SIZE][/FONT]
Lord Pistacchio - well done you !!!
I really do hope that it works out positively for everyone, but putting that aside, this really has been fantastic entertainment, any thoughts about writting for Mills and Boon ? LOL
Good Luck
G
What, that's it? I've been looking forward to drama/suspense/violence...personally, I'm crushed ;)
Well done. Throughout this whole thread it was obvious you really love your wife. Based upon how well she has handled this, I think I love her too :)
Good luck!
[QUOTE=NZ primal Gwamma;977536]LMFAO !!!!!!! push a baby out of your penis - you boyz have got no idea !!!!!![/QUOTE]
Do women?
that was the worst story ever, lord p!
where's the blood?! where's the guts?!