Fudge Rounds and Star Crunches
I just remembered that when I was a kid, I had this schedule where right after getting off the school bus, I would ride my bike 1/4 mile down the road to my hometown's little country store and I would buy, for a quarter, a Fudge Round or a Star Crunch, and eat it on the ride back home. Every single day. Like most kids I rode my bike a ton every day so that probably negated the calories, but I just sorta cringe now thinking of the nasty junk I was putting into my little body. Poor past me. At least I have the rest of my life to reverse the bad pseudofood that used to go into my cells!