A lifetime of confessions start here. Rid yourself of the shame and be free

I originally posted this on another thread but thought it was more of a confession than anything else. I wanted to rid myself of the shame, oh the shame. I'm not a roman catholic so couldn't confess to a paedophile priest sitting in the house of god so though that washing my dirty washing in public was the best way forward.

Have this for starters and rid me of my sins...

When I was about six years old I needed a poo whilst playing at the lake. It was summer so I cunningly went into the water near where me and my friends were swimming and did a poo underwater. To my horror as I looked around the poo floated out of my arse to the surface. Quick action was needed to avoid discovery. I quickly pulled up my swimming trunks grabbed the poo from the surface of the water when no-one was looking and threw that unwanted bum torpedo out into the lake and far away from me and from where my unknowing friends were playing. I hadn't counted on the two kids on their lilo's though. They found the poo and mocked it as it bobbed away on the ripples of the waves.

There I said it, I was ashamed but I will not be ashamed any more.

Thanks for listening x

I started smoking when I was about four. Went to the little shop over the road and used pocket money to buy "One woodbine for my dad please." Gave up some 24 years later. I woke up one morning and was told "You've got a smoker's cough." "No I haven't KoffKoff." When I gave up it was on duty frees in Germany. Promised myself a sheepskin coat with the savings. Bought a house instead.

I love the confession idea!

I was one of those really quiet kids that kept my emotions in. When I was about 4 I decided that it wasn't fair when my mother would yell and swear at me. I never talked back to her or corrected her at all..... I just went into her bathroom and gave the toilet a good scrub with her toothbrush. The shameful part is that I did it till I was 17 and moved out. As an adult I realize that its a anger problem that she can't control, possibly bipolar.

The whole "pedo priest" comment makes me think that you're likely either a dick protestant or a dick atheist. Either way, you're a dick.

[QUOTE=Alex Good;943051]The whole "pedo priest" comment makes me think that you're likely either a dick protestant or a dick atheist. Either way, you're a dick.[/QUOTE]Or he could be living in reality, where the Roman Catholic Church has a gigantic problem with pedophile priests, which it likes to cover up and hide instead of doing the right thing and turning in child-molesting criminals to the authorities for prosecution.

I saw poo floating at our rec center pool when I was a kid and it ruined public pools for me forever.

My confession: I was supposed to bring a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts to a friend in the hospital,
A half dozen melted in my mouth on the way, lied about how there was a wreck in front of the place and I couldn't turn in,
finished them off on commute home. Always felt bad about that, not only for lying but putting that delicious crap in me,
which later kept me up and on the toilet for half the night. Ah, confession IS good for the soul~

[QUOTE=Uncephalized;943188]Or he could be living in reality, where the Roman Catholic Church has a gigantic problem with pedophile priests, which it likes to cover up and hide instead of doing the right thing and turning in child-molesting criminals to the authorities for prosecution.[/QUOTE]

I would be okay if he had a problem with the violent history or the tyranny that existed for centuries in Rome, but he can't take the actions of a few underlings and say that an entire group is corrupt.
If you can, in fact, do that then atheism is evil because most of the modern tyrants (as well as a few pedophiles and serial killers) are/were atheists. Also protestants are evil because oliver cromwell was one.

oh gawd not the "hitler was an atheist" trope AGAIN. even you should know better than this.

and the prevalence of pedophilia among priests is waaay too widespread for me to believe the organization isn't inherently corrupt. it's not like you just found ten pedos who all happen to be plumbers.

I don't see why it's so hard to believe. being a cabal of kiddie fiddlers probably isn't even the worst thing the catholic church has done.

Hitler may not have been but Mussolini was.

Alex stop ruining this thread.