A lifetime of confessions start here. Rid yourself of the shame and be free
I originally posted this on another thread but thought it was more of a confession than anything else. I wanted to rid myself of the shame, oh the shame. I'm not a roman catholic so couldn't confess to a paedophile priest sitting in the house of god so though that washing my dirty washing in public was the best way forward.
Have this for starters and rid me of my sins...
When I was about six years old I needed a poo whilst playing at the lake. It was summer so I cunningly went into the water near where me and my friends were swimming and did a poo underwater. To my horror as I looked around the poo floated out of my arse to the surface. Quick action was needed to avoid discovery. I quickly pulled up my swimming trunks grabbed the poo from the surface of the water when no-one was looking and threw that unwanted bum torpedo out into the lake and far away from me and from where my unknowing friends were playing. I hadn't counted on the two kids on their lilo's though. They found the poo and mocked it as it bobbed away on the ripples of the waves.
There I said it, I was ashamed but I will not be ashamed any more.
Thanks for listening x