Also, side note, I swear I was sprinting like 30mph today. It took me 5 minutes to walk back after a 30 second sprint and I wasn't walking too slowly.
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Also, side note, I swear I was sprinting like 30mph today. It took me 5 minutes to walk back after a 30 second sprint and I wasn't walking too slowly.
I'm feeling somewhat out of sorts. Bleh.
Played a few pickup games of basketball last night. I really need to learn to shoot. I'm good at moving around (you know, covering and stuff) and passing but I really can't get the dumb ball in the net.
Son of a bitch. Remember my idiot brother? The one who had to get picked up by the cops for smashing half the house and threatening to kill everyone? The one who (as far as I know) I still have a restraining order against? Well, my mother has been letting him do whatever the hell he wants (coming and staying with us, yelling at everyone, etc.) and he just came into my room while I was fucking sleeping. His excuse was to give me my money back (he owed me 25$) but that sure as hell doesn't explain why he didn't leave it on the table (or outright refuse to pay me) as per usual. No, he was pulling more of his usual shit.
"hello, police?"
My mother would somehow spin it to make me the bad guy. She actually just yelled at me because apparently everything was my fault for having a debt owed to me. I'm not sure how or why but everyone teams up against me.
'ma, when he kills you don't expect me to clean up the mess' ?
Bah, enough with the sucky parts of my life and back to the pervy parts! Somehow I just managed a minutes long orgasm (ending in a short blackout). Amazing considering I normally only get a few seconds of climax.
Whatever has been up with me lately (pun intended) is awesome.
I just dipped steak in egg yolks. Yum.
Bwahahahaaa!!!!!!!! Making bratwurst.
Ingredients:
Ground beef
Ground Pork
Cream (whipping)
Eggs
Ginger
Nutmeg