Saga of a Mad God

I act more like a dog anyway. The canine kind, not the douchey rapper kind.

Does anyone else remember the preachy moral messages they snuck into all the shows in the 90s? Did anyone else do the opposite of what the messages said just for the heck of it?

A tale from yesterday's gym session (sorry for the prose)...
As I walked into my place of self improvement, I noticed the queerest little occurrence. A man, with his girlfriend, using the squat rack for 30lbs(barbell) rows! I kindly asked if they would be so kind as to allow me the use of said squat rack, to which they acquiesced. Feeling quite pleased, I took a short stroll, only to return to find them now doing deadlifts in the squat rack! I asked them if they would allow me to begin my workout, showing them a perfectly good part of the floor to use for deadlifts. Again, the man responded with an agreement.
One would expect that to be the end of the story but 'twas not to be so, for after a short pause the man uttered the following challenge: "Actually, I'm going to keep using this and if you don't like it you can go somewhere else". His body language was of the taunting variety as well. Having had enough I showed him a small glimpse of my infinite anger. My face contorted. I rose to my full height. These words did I thunderously shout: "You know what, I don't give a damn if you want to use that, go ahead! But when I'm here asking politely if you're done you will not fucking well be a dick about it!" Instantly he began to cower like the wretch he was. It was a glorious victory, the vicious feeling of dominance saturating my cells. My skin glowed with the light of heroes as my vanquished foe became like the woman he meant to woo.

So, long story short, guy acts like dick to impress his girl, guy ends up getting scared, girl realizes that I just beat her man. Hell yes.

and girl throws herself at your feet, to worship accordingly

[QUOTE=bloodorchid;972192]and girl throws herself at your feet, to worship accordingly[/QUOTE]

If only. No, she was probably embarrassed that he started an argument in public.

we always are embarrassed, unless our guy wins

then we worship at his feet accordingly

[QUOTE=bloodorchid;972205]we always are embarrassed, unless our guy wins

then we worship at his feet accordingly[/QUOTE]

So no worshipping all around then.

right, just the feet

Has anyone else been reading the manga Mysterious Girlfriend X? I think she's a cat yokai.

[QUOTE=bloodorchid;972205]we always are embarrassed, unless our guy wins

then we worship at his feet accordingly[/QUOTE]

Nope... embarrassed at the silly testosterone bully stuff either way.