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I hate the looks I get when I order a burger and just take off the bun.
I hate it when I subtly mention to my parents that they're full of bologna.
Oh man, I hate watching SAD people do their uncoordinated workouts without proper form.
I hate it when people say "NO BACON please."
I also hate it when people associate my thoughts and views with an obsessive aspergers personality.
It's the hard knock life for us.
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[QUOTE=fpsjosh01;605982]
I hate it when people say "NO BACON please."
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DUDE! What are you doing??!! You let them order bacon and then you EAT THEIR BACON!!!
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[QUOTE=Corvidae;606358]DUDE! What are you doing??!! You let them order bacon and then you EAT THEIR BACON!!![/QUOTE]
If they werent at another table...
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[QUOTE=fpsjosh01;606558]If they werent at another table...[/QUOTE]
Heck, just tell the waiter they changed their mind and want the bacon - EXTRA even.
Then, when they bring the food, go grab it off of their plates. You just know someone eating lowfat can't run as fast as someone that eats bacon!
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[QUOTE=RitaRose;606578]Heck, just tell the waiter they changed their mind and want the bacon - EXTRA even.
Then, when they bring the food, go grab it off of their plates. You just know someone eating lowfat can't run as fast as someone that eats bacon![/QUOTE]
Haha. Maybe.
I'm more concerned with keeping a low profile as a primal/paleo follower.
No thanks guys :).
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[QUOTE=fpsjosh01;606558]If they werent at another table...[/QUOTE]
Doesnt matter!! Bacon!!!!
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[QUOTE=Corvidae;607297]Doesnt matter!! Bacon!!!!
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Doesn't matter, had bacon!!!
fix'd
Pic Related,
It's me after following some poor advice.
[IMG]http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/demotivational-posters-doesnt-matter4.jpg[/IMG]
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When you can't help but think that 95% of people you speak to look like sickly zombies.
When you have bite marks on your tongue to keep you from arguing with people who are cutting out fat to loose weight or are having their morning oatmeal to lower their cholesterol.
When you realize that you are being overly judgemental when waiting in line at the grocery store, having to remind myself that I used to eat Pizza Pockets too.
When half your make-up or hair potions are no longer needed because I now have a 'natural' glow and shiny strong hair :)
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[QUOTE=jennachica;607848]
When half your make-up or hair potions are no longer needed because I now have a 'natural' glow and shiny strong hair :)[/QUOTE]
I did not even think about this.. ok, I wanted to hold onto the summer highlights a little longer so went and had some "help", my hair is so soft and shiny. I keep getting asked if I get my hair done.. I say, yes. I get funny looks and then they say, but its so shiny. Duh moment on me! LOL
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When I lay in bed and work on my laptop, the belly-roll of fat that used to hold my laptop in place is missing. Now my laptop constantly slides down. Same thing with propping kids or grocery bags on my hip. No love handle to prop them on.
The primal life is a tough life :p