the purple prose of petunia pettigrew

this may have influenced my views on her *grin*

[video=youtube;V8WQM-KVFwE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8WQM-KVFwE[/video]

i lawled :o

There's not even anything good in here. [IMG]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h187/ladytrue_99/rotflmao1.gif[/IMG]

i am trying low carbing. i was hungry almost immediately after eating which means my stomach decided to be touchy again, which means it is literally empty because it hates me and doesn't want me to have nice things. i don't like ignoring this, it is uncomfortable and as i deal with physical discomfort on a regular basis i will whine about a hungry empty stomach

why? because i'm a grown ass woman and i can

and i guess i'm still sad. i'm less sad tho

[IMG]https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6981283072/hB08698C6/[/IMG]

and i don't care if this is fake, i laughed

[IMG]https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6983563776/h1C900688/[/IMG]

[QUOTE=bloodorchid;1067844]i cracked up at her adams apple. if her womanness is a lie, maybe so is her assholeyness

dem kissy lips tho................ aww sookeh sookeh ;)[/QUOTE]

Yeah, a chick having an adam's apple means she's a dude. Just look at Ronda Rousey:

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You can totally tell that if she lost 10 lbs her adam's apple would look just like Ann Coulter's. Totally gross.

/sarcasm

[sarcasm]yeah i believe ann coulter is a man[/sarcasm]

eta that i have a throat bump lady man adams apple as well

so :p

Wow...
Now there's three chic's wif adam's apples I'd make out with.
;)

someone is attracted to me! )):

dat's spose to be a happy face.... :confused:

relieved tears :D