I love that clip.
It was always funny to me how parents had to sign off on permission slips for PG-13 movies in my junior high*, yet upon the shelves of our library were books like Flowers in the Attic. And worse.
* I'm not quibbling with this policy; it's just that the library had far more adult things than you'd find in any PG-13 film.
[QUOTE=Stewa7nise;1247649]would I answer my own personal ad if I were someone else? I would not.[/QUOTE]
I was going to rush to your defense in this, decrying your shoddy sense of self-worth that renders [I]you[/I] unappealing to [I]you[/I]. How horrible! Of [I]course[/I] you should date yourself! You are wonderful! You are intelligent! You're awfully light on the eyes as well, even if I don't swing your way. Oh, Stewa7nise, you need a trip to Confidence Camp to bolster your flagging self-esteem. Pronto!
And then I realized that you are spamming something that [I]I[/I] wrote about [I]myself[/I] from long ago. And upon reflection with the greater sagacity that age has given me, I [I]still[/I] would not answer my own personal ad. I am sitting here in three day old jammies and desperately need to take a shower. I have abysmal social skills. I can't find my cell phone. I have the Tan Mom of thyroid glands. I read TMZ instead of writing a book today. The call just came that Michael Bay passed me up to cast far sexier specimens in Transformers 69: Autobots Get Down Tonight. Panda is not a catch.
Thank you for rubbing it in.
[QUOTE=JoanieL;1247248]Every year I think that I should get a kiddie pool, fill it with water in front of my apartment, then sit in it while drinking Bud Light or some other triple yuck beer, burping and reading cheap mystery novels. I would wear that white gooey zinc cream on the bridge of my nose and sunglasses that got greasy from the zinc.
Of course, being at the age where things are no longer perky, that fantasy comes with wearing the most inappropriate bathing suit I can find. Now that would be scary.[/QUOTE]
I actually have a friend who does *precisely* that. Except she prefers quite good beers. And doesn't give a flying f*ck about sun protection. Her neighbours are a little scared of her.
The song that never ends has now been stuck in my head for two days. Damn you, Cori. [I]Damn[/I] you.
It's TAN MOM POOL Bitch! :cool:
[SIZE=1]is on *pharmaceuticals* weeeeeeeeeeeeee[/SIZE]
How about 250 words on cucumbers? I would be most appreciative of any comedic distraction you can offer.
I know an absolutely inappropriate story about cucumbers that I don't know if I should put in this journal. Shall we put it to a vote? It is R-rated (or worse).
Is it funny, too? If so...yes!
I have two hands- if I raise them both does that count as two votes for yes?
I raise two hands!
And two feet!