My idea of "roughing it" is a hotel with no pool. Camping is not for me. I've never dealt well with discomfort, even as a little kid. If I'm too cold or too hot or feeling gross, sticky, and unshowered or have a lump in the mattress, I just can't sleep, and then I get tired and headachy and grumpy and no one wants to talk to me. It's better if I don't go camping.
Also, I hate bugs.
Usually I am content with my somewhat below-average hearing. I don't really want to hear what people are saying most of the time anyway. But last night, I did. While sitting in a restaurant, another party came in and took the table across a very narrow aisle. And here were the tantalizing snippets of their conversation that I plucked out.
"-so then we were all naked in the hot tub-"
I perked up, but it was several seconds before I could make out more.
"-and that was the last day she worked for the company-"
And that was all I could hear.
[I]Damn[/I] you, shoddy hearing.
Oh, Pandapants! It's the most wonderful time of the year (turn your sound UP!):
ZOMG I REQUIRE CADBURY EGGS!!!
I can throw one at the rampaging rabid bear as defense when we hike on Saturday.
This year are you going to try making those primal creme eggs that someone posted last year?
[QUOTE=Sabine;1119401]This year are you going to try making those primal creme eggs that someone posted last year?[/QUOTE]
What??? Hook a friend up!! Where's this recipe??
The words "primal" and "creme eggs" do NOT belong in the same sentence. bRAiN HuRTz even trying to conceptualise it...
Been searching for those primal creme eggs - haven't found anything. Must be out there!
My top two partially overheard conversations:
"Then I said, "Don't worry, Mom, I don't pick up psychopaths very often."
"....and so I gave him a chia pet instead."
Someone posted a link in this journal last Easter time. I remember clicking, and thinking they looked amazing(For creme eggs. Alas, I am not a believer.).
[url=http://healthyindulgences.net/2009/04/healthy-homemade-creme-eggs-move-over-cadbury/]Healthy Homemade Creme Eggs… Move Over Cadbury! « Healthy Indulgences[/url]