Translation: idiot kid jumps out of tree and breaks arm; idiot kid doesn't jump out of as tall a tree. Idiot kid not allowed to climb tree; idiot kid doesn't know when to say "this is a bad height" and jumps off a mountain without a parachute.
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Translation: idiot kid jumps out of tree and breaks arm; idiot kid doesn't jump out of as tall a tree. Idiot kid not allowed to climb tree; idiot kid doesn't know when to say "this is a bad height" and jumps off a mountain without a parachute.
I think maybe certain lawsuit-happy countries might want to reevaluate that whole thing. Just sayin'.
Or else lawyers might want to get more creative and use evidence that too-safe environments for children cause more harm later. It's sad when people use "someone might sue me" as justification for doing the wrong thing. Kinda makes the phrase "justice system" an oxymoron.
[QUOTE=Gay Panda;1015448]Are you feeling better yet, Cori? Come to the Magical Bamboo Forest, I made a giant pot of chicken soup![/QUOTE]
The throat is responding well to Bourbon baths! (No longer swollen and deep red with pustules sprouting all over like toad lumps.)
But still isn't perfect (still sore and light red, irritated)... bourbon baths will continue until further notice. ;)
I made some spicy curry chicken and smoked turkey soup last night. Yum... :o
Tonight was supposed to be braised lamb shanks, but they didn't thaw in time to get busy in the oven early today... so we went out for Molcajete! SPICY Mexican beef/chicken stew of awesomeness!
I need to learn to make that at home sans questionable oils... but it's a great cool night out dinner. SO spicy!.
Tomorrow the lamb gets enough garlic to kill all the germs... I hope. :rolleyes:
And more bourbon. It really is the perfect throat gargle... :cool:
Dammit, MDA, don't remove my spam messages! I had a lovely post just here from EsmereldaX68 or Emery67Q and I was all ready to write the mightiest of love letters BUT IT IS GONE. Don't you ever stop to think about the ego boost I receive from each and every shy troll too intimidated by my gorgeousness to leave an original message? Don't you know the time I while away in deciphering the hidden communiques in the Viagra images?
And now I am alone in the night, without my darling Emerald54J or Eggelton^90, without even E34UNM to raise my spirits. I guess I will go out and hug my Death Eater chickens instead. And MDA? The pecking I will receive is entirely your fault.
* flounces out *
Sorry GP, I pushed the black triangle of death........
We need to quote these spam messages here in the Magical Bamboo Forest, so that they live in posterity and Gay Panda can reply to them.
And THEN push the black triangle of death!
I had happy black triangle of death finger.........die spammer, die!!!
[QUOTE=Gay Panda;1015830]Dammit, MDA, don't remove my spam messages! I had a lovely post just here from EsmereldaX68 or Emery67Q and I was all ready to write the mightiest of love letters BUT IT IS GONE. Don't you ever stop to think about the ego boost I receive from each and every shy troll too intimidated by my gorgeousness to leave an original message? Don't you know the time I while away in deciphering the hidden communiques in the Viagra images?
And now I am alone in the night, without my darling Emerald54J or Eggelton^90, without even E34UNM to raise my spirits. I guess I will go out and hug my Death Eater chickens instead. And MDA? The pecking I will receive is entirely your fault.
* flounces out *[/QUOTE]
i am going to submit Liz & Dick on myself, just to soothe your heartache
Has progressed to full blown laryngitis.
Throat is so sore.
Cough is so dry.
Voice... what was once toady, is now a mere whisper.
Tonsils look great though!
No more bourbon I guess?
I dunno.
Cholaroseptic spray tastes SO bad though. :(
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No more bourbon I guess?
I dunno.
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Time to switch to Whisky:p