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[QUOTE=Sigi;996693]WHERE IS RESOLVE?? Has someone kidnapped her to hog all to themselves? Share, people![/QUOTE]
I don't have her here in the Magical Bamboo Forest!!! Lady Friend has decided I require more people than imaginary ones for the evening and is forcing me bodily out the door to a restaurant with friends (of hers, strangers to me) in half an hour.
Strangers = Nerves but Margarita = Calm
so
Strangers + Margarita = Conversation
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[I]Kalanthe Zsusa[/I]
Well cast, Ottercat.
[QUOTE=Gay Panda;996282]That's 367,000 words to get through! You have a lot of reading ahead. :D[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Sigi;996693]WHERE IS RESOLVE?? Has someone kidnapped her to hog all to themselves? Share, people![/QUOTE]
I think DEBAUCHERY has kidnapped RESOLVE and her list!!
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WTF?!?!? [url=http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2012/11/ohio-woman-cleans-house-uninvited-leaves-75-bill/]Ohio Woman Cleans House Uninvited, Leaves $75 Bill - ABC News[/url][/QUOTE]
Wish she'd clean my house.. I hate housework.. & at $75 (hmmmm about £45) I think id be getting the better deal....
DEBAUCHERY must have cloned herself b/c she was at my house last night force feeding me gluten-free brownies and chocolate rice chex cereal.
Need to subscribe these thread.
[QUOTE=jenn26point2;997155]DEBAUCHERY must have cloned herself b/c she was at my house last night force feeding me gluten-free brownies and chocolate rice chex cereal.[/QUOTE]
She's like Santa Claus, able to circumnavigate the globe in a single night, but unlike Santa, she likes it when you are very, very naughty indeed.
I redeemed myself last night. My partner's poker buddies brought tortilla chips with that plasti-cheese dip that comes in a jar, plus salt and vinegar potato chips and a wide selection of other junk, and I did not eat a bite. Debauchery was distracted somewhere else I guess.
November 6th: Inspirational Moments
[I]I am a calm airplane passenger.[/I]
RESOLVE: So true.
GAY PANDA: Resolve, that affirmation has nothing to do with weight loss.
RESOLVE: But it’s one of the few areas in your life in which you are successful, Panda. Maybe apply the success from there to here with weight loss and primal eating. Maybe figure out what to do with the London Broil living in your freezer.
GAY PANDA: Ignoring it is working for me. And what do you mean [I]few areas in my life in which I am successful?[/I] Might I point out: where were [I]you[/I] when winencandy was hearing the siren song of wine? Where were [I]you[/I] when Owly was attacked by not one but TWO pieces of angel food cake with a fudge chaser? Didn't you see on the six o'clock news how naiadknight was minding her own business when she tripped and fell over a cherry turnover and Rice Krispies treat? Not to mention what's going on over at spughy's! And Sigi's! Sigi couldn't go [I]anywhere[/I] without flying cheesecake slices making mad swoops! And if that wasn't enough, some brownies and chocolate rice chex cereal made poor jenn26point2 their personal mission[I] and they won[/I]. So don't tell me that I'm the only unsuccessful one between the two of us. You had a sacred task, Resolve, and you breached it.
RESOLVE: I'm sorry. I [I]was[/I] listening, but you lost me somewhere at the top of that paragraph. Well, since I am also a calm airplane passenger, I will fly around today with Remorse making house calls. Leave the windows open, everyone. We are on our way.
[QUOTE=Gay Panda;997213]
RESOLVE: I'm sorry. I [I]was[/I] listening, but you lost me somewhere at the top of that paragraph. Well, since I am also a calm airplane passenger, I will fly around today with Remorse making house calls. Leave the windows open, everyone. We are on our way.[/QUOTE]
But it's raining here...
Thanks for chastizing RESOLVE for me. I appreciate the help. :)
Going out for nachos or preparing rib roast at home. DEBATE CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS
PROS TO NACHOS
1. No cooking.
2. Debauchery's happiness.
CONS TO NACHOS
1. Dressing.
2. Driving.
3. Social interactions with cashier.
4. Paying. (American Express/Mooning not accepted at this establishment.)
5. Resolve's fury.
6. Remorse's snide comments.
7. Having to turn off Ke$ha to leave the house.
8. Having to stop editing to acquire them.
9. Feeling sick later on.
PROS TO RIB ROAST
1. Resolve's approval.
2. Lack of carb headache.
3. Lack of water retention.
4. Remorse's silence.
5. Cooking to Ke$ha.
6. Not paying for it.
CONS TO RIB ROAST
1. Having to stop editing to make it.
2. Messes up the kitchen I just cleaned.
3. Debauchery's sadness.
Well, upon careful consideration, the solution is obvious. Ignore hunger and continue editing to Ke$ha.
* ducks from projectile launched from Lady Friend *