A thread wherein guys rant, complain, and chat about MANLY MAN THINGS
There are tons of threads for girls and their periods, their mood swings, whether it's more primal to bleed once a month into a washable cup, and etc. so I decided that guys need a thread to get stuff of their chests.
Luckily us dudes don't really have to worry about the freaking disgusting girlie issues you primal ladies do, and so I am hoping I can at least skim this thread without throwing up in my mouth a little. I don't even know why I like you ladies anymore after reading some of your threads! I mean hell, sometimes I feel like I am watching a dog eat his own vomit when I read what you "primal divas" post.
So what is this thread for? It's for anything guy-related. Some example topics:
1. My penis bends a little to the left... will bacon cure that?
2. My penis bends a little to the right... will avocado cure that?
3. My chest hair caught fire when I was fighting a bear with a flamethrower, how do I get my hair back?
So now let's begin.
I would like to discuss a conversation I had at the gym today. A woman at my crossfit box claims that women deserve to have money lavishly spent on them because of how much effort it takes for them to look pretty and how much it costs for them to look nice. Apparently, the big perk for us guys is that we get to use them as arm candy. I was pretty taken aback by this, but then the other ladies in the gym joined the conversation in agreement! The unfortunate thing is this isn't the only time I've heard females make this claim! So now... a rant:
Ladies... I don't care if you spend 5 days a week in the gym and spend half your life savings on makeups and clothes to look pretty for me. If you touch me sometimes and maybe make me a meal once awhile, I don't freaking care how you look as long as people don't mistake you for a homeless hooker [B]edit: on second thought, there are times this might be okay[/B].
I am a pretty decent looking guy. I work haaaaaarrrdddd to look the way I do. I train 5 days a week and eat pure, natural healthy foods (expensive). I physically hurt myself on a practically daily basis trying to push my body one step closer to my ultimate goal. It costs a lot of money to do the training I participate in. For some reason, I have never, ever lorded this shit over any girl I've taken on a date because it would be disgustingly gross of me to say something like that or even feel that way. And yet it's acceptable for ladies to do this?
Having said all this, I still love all you ladies out there in the world to death and could not live with you so basically everything I have said means nothing in the end.