[QUOTE=geostump;381691]You know you want to lol.[/QUOTE]
Damn, you are on to me.
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[QUOTE=geostump;381691]You know you want to lol.[/QUOTE]
Damn, you are on to me.
[QUOTE=naiadknight;381694]I believe I responded with "Some fucking friend you are, dickhead. Get lost before I make sure you never have children. No kid deserves you as a father."[/QUOTE]
Wow, nicely done.
[QUOTE=geostump;381681]Also been told I would make an amazing phone operator of a certain persuasion. Good grief![/QUOTE]
"Hello, this is Diamond Phillips, guess what I'm not wearing, big boy?"
[QUOTE=canio6;381696]Wow, nicely done.[/QUOTE]
I can be at my most eloquent when I'm absolutely furious. It's like everything I want to say short circuits the mental censors (what few there are) and I unload on you.
[QUOTE=canio6;381695]Damn, you are on to me.[/QUOTE]
That's what my psychic friend told me.
The backhanded compliment I got was from one of theater profs when he told me "you're absolutely gorgeous but you have the body for a character actress, not a leading lady." My retort was, "I bet you never knew that I would prefer to be a character actress than a leading lady? I don't want to be type cast" and walked away.
[QUOTE=geostump;381701]That's what my psychic friend told me.
The backhanded compliment I got was from one of theater profs when he told me "you're absolutely gorgeous but you have the body for a character actress, not a leading lady." My retort was, "I bet you never knew that I would prefer to be a character actress than a leading lady? I don't want to be type cast" and walked away.[/QUOTE]
Yeef, low blow. Nice response though.
[QUOTE=naiadknight;381697]"Hello, this is Diamond Phillips, guess what I'm not wearing, big boy?"[/QUOTE]
I would be telling people how sick they are and the fact they couldn't get laid by a stolen vag. I would be fired during the first call.
[QUOTE=naiadknight;381700]I can be at my most eloquent when I'm absolutely furious. It's like everything I want to say short circuits the mental censors (what few there are) and I unload on you.[/QUOTE]
Noted. Do not make you furious. Got it :)
[QUOTE=geostump;381709]I would be telling people how sick they are and the fact they couldn't get laid by a stolen vag. I would be fired during the first call.[/QUOTE]
O.o
For $5.99 a minute I would string out the call a little longer than that.
[QUOTE=geostump;381709]I would be telling people how sick they are and the fact they couldn't get laid by a stolen vag. I would be fired during the first call.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I have a nasty tendency of telling you exactly what I think about things. The first guy to use either of my "illegal terms" (the ones that set me off even if they're said in jest) would get unloaded on and I'd get fired.