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[QUOTE=canio6;897836]Of course we do. Obviously if you disagree with me, even if logically - with links and what not, it is because you hate white people and men and anyone under 40. You are probably bigotted against anyone under 6' or over 200# as well.
Yeah, it is nuts over there. I don't get it.
Well, I am not sure about the mo' money mo' problems thing. I think much has to do with how you get your money and how you spend it.[/QUOTE]
I've always thought that maybe you hated Santa Claus, but I don't know; maybe it's just an extreme dislike of all gift-bearing elf harborers.
Scenario here (because my boss is not at work today and I'm bored): You just won 387,539,823 of our US dollars in the lottery. Between you taking a lump sum (which you should) and good ol' Uncle Sam bombarding your anal sanctuary, I'm betting you get a check for about $174,392,920.35 (and I appreciate your help with the deficit). What's day 1 of this new life like?
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[QUOTE=justyouraveragecavemen;897854]I've always thought that maybe you hated Santa Claus, but I don't know; maybe it's just an extreme dislike of all gift-bearing elf harborers.
Scenario here (because my boss is not at work today and I'm bored): You just won 387,539,823 of our US dollars in the lottery. Between you taking a lump sum (which you should) and good ol' Uncle Sam bombarding your anal sanctuary, I'm betting you get a check for about $174,392,920.35 (and I appreciate your help with the deficit). What's day 1 of this new life like?[/QUOTE]
Not spent wasting it tied to a desk chair surfing MDA to keep from totally losing my mind. The check's in the mail, right? :D
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[QUOTE=drssgchic;897867]Not spent wasting it tied to a desk chair surfing MDA to keep from totally losing my mind. The check's in the mail, right? :D[/QUOTE]
In your hand.
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Day 1 will be spent figuring how much I can give to family and friends while still keeping enough to pay cash for a ranch(s) big enough to make clothing optional at the house.
Day 2 will be realizing that I also need a townhouse in Boston because it'll be nice to have a place to crash while I'm out there researching for my writing and visiting family and friends.
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[QUOTE=Pebbles67;897851]And here I go to find the circumcision thread...[/QUOTE]
Wow that was exhausting. I am going to take a nap now. zzzzz
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I love day-dreaming about lottery wins. It's never going to happen, but I know what I'd do. First: find a reputable financial advisor/set up to have someone manage most of my assets and help accumulate more wealth. Then, with their help, get my own debts squared away, then my family's. Then, take a vacation. The rest can wait. I would probably stay employed for a while since I would be bored otherwise.
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No humor allowed in the baby mutilation page, FYI.
I'd spend morning #1 spreading all but 100,000 around the banks in town putting the cash into 3-12 month CD's, staggering them accordingly. Then I'd ease by the Ford dealership and count out Benny Franklin's for a big truck, I mean [B]big[/B]. Then whatever vehicle the wifey-poo wanted. I'd call the house builder and say start tomorrow with the house, and I want a bidet damnit. I'd buy a hunting trip out west for me and a couple other folks. That's probably about 100,000 there and getting close to dinner. I'd cook a steak and drink a beer and watch the Duck Dynasty episode before bed time. I'd go to work like normal the next day.
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I have thought I would remain employed, but I'm afraid I'll be too busy doing things that don't make me want to smack most of humanity. It'll be best for all of us :)
Other than that, I like how you'd just stay normal, Booter. That's pretty awesome.
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My first day after winning that much cash? Hmmm...how big a statue of myself could I build?
Seriously though, quit my job, plan a vacation. Hell, probably head straight to Vegas for a week or three and figure it out up there. No gambling but stuff to do and good stuff to eat. Plus I have always wanted to pay $5-10K for a burger.
Plus I am wondering how many hookers I could fit on my lap at one time. (kidding!)
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A statue! That's genius! Maybe I'll do that, anatomically (in)correct, of course!
