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[COLOR=#333333][FONT=arial]1.5% of people like government schools.

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Mitt Romney's stock on Intrade is skyrocketing.

I guess people figure Obama is going to fail miserably in the debates tonight without a teleprompter. They are probably correct.

Regardless of which candidate it is, which is the prevailing message: drink the kool-aid, look what he did, or just fuzzy statistics? Because you know, 48.5% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Could you imagine if Obama [I]actually[/I] lost to Romney, how pathetic would [I]that[/I] be?

Obama, ten times worse than Bush, is such a horrible President that, yes folks, brace yourselves, he might [I]actually[/I] lose against Romney.

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[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2212961/Top-Obama-aide-say-debate-performance-Presidents-strong-suit-asks-medias-help-Mitt-Romney.html?ito=feeds-newsxml]Top Obama aide say debate performance is 'not the President's strong suit' and asks for media's help against Mitt Romney | Mail Online[/url]

For those of you who aren't very good at mathematics, this is how I come up with Obama being ten times worse than Bush:

1. Romney is ten times worse than Bush.
2. Obama might lose to Romney.

Therefore, Obama must be [I]at least[/I] ten times worse than Bush. QED.

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After a lot of computer calculations I have determined the winner of last night's debates...

...and the winner is...

[I]The military-industrial complex and the banker elites[/I].

Congratulations guys! My calculations show that there is a 99.7% chance that you will be able to continue stealing wealth from the American people and the rest of the world until we are all starving and out on the streets.

Here is an Obama ad I heard on the radio today:
[I]You will be out on the streets starving to death if you vote for the other guy, vote Obama![/I]

Sounds similar to Romney ads:
[I]You will be out on the streets starving to death if you vote for the other guy, vote Romney!

[/I]You might be thinking to yourself that one of these ads [I]must[/I] be wrong. However, I have been trained in logical thinking. The truth is that [I]both[/I] ads are [I]correct[/I].

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[B]Helicopter Parents vs. Free Range Kids: Q&A with "America's Worst Mom" Lenore Skenazy[/B]


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