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05-20-2013, 08:50 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

I've had to adjust the criteria. If I actually took a sip every time she scoffed, I would have alcohol poisoning by the end of the movie. I would...

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05-20-2013, 08:36 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

Potatoes of Pathos seemed like so much work, so now I'm just eating a bar of cheddar cheese I found in my fridge.

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05-20-2013, 08:06 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

My liver can process a brewery! I hail from a long, proud line of alcoholics. And was saved from becoming one myself because I hate the taste of...

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05-20-2013, 07:56 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

Dear gods, I can't drink fast enough to keep up with her scoffs.

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05-20-2013, 07:52 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

I did not know it came in flavors, cori!!! It just seemed fitting to watch these tonight since this morning I woke up to the headlines that they...

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05-20-2013, 07:41 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

ZOMG the amount of times she scoffs in just the first twenty minutes of the movie!!! The Happy Scoff. The Annoyed Scoff. The Sad Scoff. And let...

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05-20-2013, 07:15 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

Oh, ducklings. One of the most annoying things about depression is when it rears up and smacks you in the face for absolutely no reason at all. ...

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05-20-2013, 07:10 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

I am so ready to take this leap for pandakind!!!

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05-13-2013, 05:00 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

Dude, why are you people trying to get rid of my spammers? I LOVE YOU, SPAMMERS!!! There is underwear on my couch, the last of the clean laundry...

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05-02-2013, 07:42 AM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

UPDATE: (in explanation of *, **, ***, and ****) * With the exception of YOU, Cadbury Eggs! I could never quit you. ** A few nights ago, I...

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05-02-2013, 07:38 AM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

PART ONE: Gay Panda is sick of everything. I have hit my limit with runes, elves, zombies, sigils, fairies, vampires, concubines, artifacts,...

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05-01-2013, 08:18 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

Words: when letters matter

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04-30-2013, 10:11 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

Young lady, in this house we listen to Ke$ha!!!

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04-30-2013, 10:07 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

When A Misspelling Turns Erotica into Horror: I was reading a very bad erotica sample this morning (Why? Because I like to torture myself, that's...

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04-30-2013, 10:00 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

I asked her today which magical powers the $18 cheese granted. She said that she did not yet know, as they were still developing . . . stay tuned.

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04-30-2013, 07:43 AM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

And SHAME on you, bloodorchid! You report to Amazon RIGHT THIS INSTANT and buy up every piece of military fiction that you can find!!! Or else you...

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04-30-2013, 07:30 AM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

Love the picture and how I MISS that cat. The house doesn't feel right without her stampeding around after Benign Poltergeist. On a completely...

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04-29-2013, 09:20 AM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

There are so many wonderful Fails to be found on Amazon!!! I finally have something to post about on Twitter, since "Panda is sitting in the...

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04-27-2013, 07:36 AM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

In the Category of Erotica Fail: At the peak of ecstasy, your female protagonist screams AAAARRRRRRR! #apparentlysheisapirate

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04-26-2013, 09:37 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

I HAVE THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! Or something. That three-way blurb is so bad that I almost want to buy the book in the hopes that the badness...

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04-26-2013, 12:57 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

ZOMG, Game of Thrones put to the opening theme of Friends!!! It is not working when I try to embed it. If you copy/paste ...

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04-26-2013, 09:32 AM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

Sadly, this one is too long for a Tweet. But I cannot let it pass into the night with its glory unsung. In the Category of Erotica Blurb Fail:...

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04-26-2013, 07:15 AM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

I feel so violated! Stop looking through my bedroom window! I'm putting these on my Twitter feed but I will post them here, too. These are...

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04-15-2013, 08:31 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

It's Justin Bieber's world. We just orbit him. This was one of those moments that he needed a true friend or good PR person to nudge him in the...

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04-15-2013, 08:27 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

Dear Ja45owry: I am NOT going to follow the links to your purported 'jaw-dropping info'. I know exactly where they go, and who you are as well,...

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04-15-2013, 05:34 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

Lady Friend has a lot of good points. Today they are not on display. She pressed ice cream into my hands and then put Never Say Never on the...

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04-13-2013, 03:59 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

Lady Friend says OF COURSE she bought them dinner before fisting them. It's just good manners.

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04-13-2013, 03:25 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

There have been EIGHT sets of triplets. And too many big babies getting stuck in the chute. Lady Friend is tired of fisting ewes. Thank you for...

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04-10-2013, 09:51 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

P.S. AFTER a shower, obviously.

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04-10-2013, 09:44 PM

Gay Panda replied to a thread Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS in Primal Blueprint Journals

It has been one of the most insane lambing seasons ever. 14 days. 40 lambs. Still not done. Of the 40, there are 37 survivors. Three of the...

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