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    Hope you're familliar with "Red Dwarf" (Happened to see your name there)

    If you're in trouble he will save the day
    He's brave and he's fearless come what may
    Without him the mission would go astray

    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
    Without him life would be much grimmer
    He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
    He will never need a zimmer

    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
    More reliable than a garden strimmer
    He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
    He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

    Master of the wit and the repartee
    His command of space directives is uncanny
    How come he's such a genius?
    Don't ask me!

    Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
    He's also a fantastic swimmer
    And if you play your cards right
    Then he just might come round for dinner

    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
    No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
    We hope they fade us out before we get to schlimmer
    Fade out you stupid plimmer
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