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Yesterday, 12:30 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread Witty response needed.... in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

Trolling for comebacks because you lack the ability to think quickly? Not exactly witty... just sayin'.

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05-14-2013, 01:26 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread The date on posts is gone--anyone else bothered by this? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

Just to let you know, it seems a group of brash young men have invented something they call, "fire".

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05-13-2013, 07:09 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread Porn: Even less Primal than Twinkies! in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

I dunno, I look at a lot of porn... My wife is the beneficiary of keeping my testosterone levels at insane highs. And so is our girlfriend. And...

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05-10-2013, 07:05 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread How long did it take you to lose 40 pounds? And... in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

About a month and a half...

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04-23-2013, 09:33 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread Where did you meet your partner? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

At work. In the checkout line (True story).

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04-15-2013, 01:20 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread How Much is Too Much in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

I'm not sure I understand the point of this question...

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03-29-2013, 02:04 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread Late night house partying in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

My dad always said, "Be good. And if you can't be good, be careful. If you're not careful, don't you dare name it after me..."

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03-24-2013, 02:51 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread What are you listening to right now? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

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03-19-2013, 01:59 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread Fishy um...poo in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

What he said. That's equivalent to the amount of o-3 in 4 cans of kippered herring... which is a boatload.

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03-18-2013, 06:34 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread Sex and Primal relationships in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

I despise children, so I got neutered. Now I can point it at anyone, and no one cares. (My wife does get final say at WHOM I am pointing it at,...

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03-05-2013, 02:30 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread Asphalt: Good for our cars, bad for our feet? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

I guess I needed to clarify that... I used to walk almost on the very point of my heel, because there was no bio-mechanical penalty when wearing...

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03-05-2013, 10:48 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread Asphalt: Good for our cars, bad for our feet? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

It sounds to me that you're still trying to walk with a prominent heel strike. If you were literally barefoot, would you come down heavily on the...

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02-27-2013, 07:01 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread Porn: Even less Primal than Twinkies! in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

I dare you to walk through a trailer park and tell me it's the "fittest" that are reproducing.

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02-27-2013, 07:00 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread "Naked Vegan Cooking" is a thing now. in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

Yes, but make sure you cook them more done than you would your beef, to help break down the garbage they've been shoveling in their cakehole in the...

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02-22-2013, 11:43 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread The Extraordinary Science of Junk Food - NYTimes in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

I currently call it "Cheese with a Z" (as in, CHEEZ).

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02-14-2013, 08:33 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread How did you meet your significant other? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

Working as an indentured servant at Wal-Mart, and I was buying a cheese and jerky package for lunch. The cashier was kinda cute... and that was how...

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02-12-2013, 12:52 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread Why We Don't Drink Pig's Milk in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

We had a litter of outdoor (barn) dogs on the farm that reversed this. We saw the puppies hanging off the sow's nipples as she tried to walk across...

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02-11-2013, 11:44 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread Has becoming primal/paleo ruined your life? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

Yeah, that one. You know, the one that is basically keeping the European Union (and therefore, the Euro) from collapsing under the weight of debt?...

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02-11-2013, 08:47 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread Has becoming primal/paleo ruined your life? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

Because the feeder nations haven't yet spent all of Germany's money once theirs ran out? Seems legit.

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02-04-2013, 02:24 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread Rage, adrenaline rush in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

I regularly emerge from traffic bathed in the clotted gore of all those who dare to putter around, gawk, swerve, drive below the speed limit, cut me...

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01-28-2013, 11:29 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread Maybe we ought to rethink our consumption of Quinoa in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

Easy solution: Don't eat it in the first place.

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01-17-2013, 06:53 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread From the same person that brought you the Segway in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

I give him the benefit of the doubt, as he also designed a cheap water purifier for third world applications that may help tens of thousands obtain...

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01-16-2013, 07:09 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread How many times have you lost the weight? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

About 4 times... every time by physical activity alone, until Paleo/Primal.

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01-11-2013, 08:09 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread Cure for broken heart? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

You know it IS possible to agree to no-strings-attached sex with someone, right?

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01-10-2013, 12:02 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread Why arguing with 30bananas people is pointless... in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

HOLY CRAP. The amount of fiber in 10 of those should turn her inside out in the bathroom...

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01-09-2013, 11:04 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread Minimalistic Shoes Go Medieval in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

I'm trying to figure out what weave they used... it looks like a small-ring-diameter variation on European 4-in-1... but it's nearly impossible to...

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01-09-2013, 11:01 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread Do your co-workers watch you like a hawk? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

My co-workers watched me incredulously at first... then I lost 106 pounds. Then they asked me how I did it, and when I told them, they told me it was...

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01-08-2013, 12:16 PM

keithpowers replied to a thread Rage, adrenaline rush in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

Nah, I always have had that type of response... to everything.

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01-08-2013, 08:02 AM

keithpowers replied to a thread Primal = Less Funk? in Primal Blueprint Odds and Ends

Yeah, I notice that I can easily go several days without deodorant and never exude an off-putting aroma... I don't use soap or shampoo unless I have...

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