me2
Senior Member

Thank you for being my friend again, cupcake!

Hello, I am a "newbie" I just caught a post you made in a journal,, I hope you don't mind if I jump in with a question...
You said not to IF, when you are new to a primal diet,, the IF is part of my daily lifestyle currently (I am prior service Marine Corps and sometimes I only eat once a day) and I will begin my new primal quest tomorrow. I was excited to find this family and thought I would try to jump right into ketosis, I have tried adkins in the past. Your post made it sound like that was the wrong way to approach this; >?

Hi me2,

Looks like an exclusive club. ;) Thanks for the invite.

Me and Mark are your only friends...! Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww....!

No, it's good, it's because me and Mark are the rulers of the universe and we're the best. That's right.

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Ah, yes, but I also have bouts of eating shit once every two weeks.

Have you tried fasting for 24h?

Some chicks just have it better than we do :( my friend loses pounds by the FUCKING DAY! And she's so cheery and optimistic about us "reaching our goal" and frolicking in a field of daisies with flying unicorns.
FACT: we started at the same weight, at the same time.
FACT2: she is 12lbs lighter.

Yeah... what the fucking fuck?

But perhaps, whoever loses it faster gains it faster. So if we actually get there, we'll stay there.

*sacrifices a virgin*
*prays*
*spits*
*throws salt over her shoulder*