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  • Like 5-6 vegans/veggies i know have asked me 'Omg what kind of diet are you doing, you look awesome!' sort of thing.
    I'm taking special glee in telling them how much dead animal i eat
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    • We had an ice cream social at work today. I went to be social-- didn't eat anything (which was fine, I had lunch a couple of hours before and am not the least bit hungry). People were cool, but when asked I said that I don't eat sugar and they pointed out there was frozen yogurt. Mmmm, no thanks, I can be social without the sugar.
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      • Originally posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
        Maybe it's possible to beat diabetes by consuming inhuman amounts of sugar. Kind of like beating aquaphobia by jumping off a boat into the middle of the ocean.
        Let's use my husband as the guinea pig for that theory.
        Georgette

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        • This is from a long time ago:


          Coworker: I've decided to get healthy, so I bought some an olive oil supplement. They were úlots for <not many>
          Me: That sounds expensive. Why not just add a tablespoon of olive oil to a meal?
          Coworker: <blank look>. These are supplements. From the health food shop.
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          • When I started dating my boyfriend about a year and a half ago, my standard dinner was a plate of Dreamfields drowned in melted margarine, then covered in freshly grated Parmesan. Yeah, it tasted good, but I never could figure out why my weight didn't go down with such a "healthy" dinner.

            Can you do a facepalm about yourself?
            Durp.

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            • "I don't eat eggs, because they're a chicken's period."


              It's sorta fun to have a crazy pro-vegan sister to poke.
              Last edited by jandge; 06-03-2011, 04:50 PM.

              Do yourself a favor and become your own savior.
              Congenital Hypothyroid
              CW: 225lbs SW: 245lbs

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              • Originally posted by jandge View Post
                "I don't eat eggs, because they're a chicken's period."


                It's sorta fun to have a crazy pro-vegan sister to poke.
                Put human period in her pasta sauce some time for kicks. Then tell her.
                In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                • While out with hubby to a steakhouse for dinner tonight, the server placed the usual breadbasket on the table. We said no thanks, to which he replied "wow, I've never heard anyone say that before"...so I replied "I'm gluten free". So dinner progressed, and I ordered grilled vegetables in place of the potato or rice. The steak arrived with the side of grilled zucchini and peppers, along with a large pile of obviously breaded and deep fried onion crisps...
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                  • Originally posted by jandge View Post
                    "I don't eat eggs, because they're a chicken's period."


                    It's sorta fun to have a crazy pro-vegan sister to poke.
                    that's hilarious to me, i almost wish i had a vegan sister for the fun of torturing her
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
                      Put human period in her pasta sauce some time for kicks. Then tell her.
                      Nah, I'll just let her eat a shit load of pasta and then let her complain all night about her stomach pains from bloating.


                      blood: It's fun most of the time, but your face gets sore from all the face palming.
                      Last edited by jandge; 06-03-2011, 08:49 PM.

                      Do yourself a favor and become your own savior.
                      Congenital Hypothyroid
                      CW: 225lbs SW: 245lbs

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                      • Originally posted by canio6 View Post
                        Sounds like my dad. He will eat an entire bag of hershey kisses and just take more insulin. It is okay because the doctor tells him it is okay. *rolls eyes*
                        This is how my mother died. LITERALLY ( except it was Peppermint patties).

                        I was in Fred Meyer with my 8 year old and he was reading the label on a box of otter pops. He saw that they had a "Beat childhood cancer" ribbon on it and said, "I guess they recognise that they're selling foods full of carcinogens". I must be doing something right
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                        • Went to a gorgeous outdoor Mexican restaurant today, ordered 1/2 bbq chicken, "no sauce, no rice please, just the chicken". WELL, chicken comes, covered in sugary goo, with a side of FRENCH FRIES. Waitor smiled at me, says "you said no rice, but thought you might like these. This ok?".....ummm......no?
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                          • Originally posted by Silky View Post
                            This is from a long time ago:


                            Coworker: I've decided to get healthy, so I bought some an olive oil supplement. They were úlots for <not many>
                            Me: That sounds expensive. Why not just add a tablespoon of olive oil to a meal?
                            Coworker: <blank look>. These are supplements. From the health food shop.
                            That's priceless.
                            You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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                            • priceless is one word for it
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Originally posted by jennachica View Post
                                Went to a gorgeous outdoor Mexican restaurant today, ordered 1/2 bbq chicken, "no sauce, no rice please, just the chicken". WELL, chicken comes, covered in sugary goo, with a side of FRENCH FRIES. Waitor smiled at me, says "you said no rice, but thought you might like these. This ok?".....ummm......no?
                                I hate surprises like that. Especially sugary dressings.
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