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  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
    muscle and fitness hers & mother earth news. i can't stand browsing through things like cosmo and women's health any more
    I love Cosmos! IT HAS GREAT SEX TIPS!
    Health is Wealth!

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    • Originally posted by simpstr View Post
      I love Cosmos! IT HAS GREAT SEX TIPS!
      Sex with the stars?
      Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
      My Latest Journal

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      • I'm glad I am moving out of this house in 2 weeks, I keep getting stick for what I'm eating. "You need carbs" blah blah blah.

        I had a taco salad for dinner, tasty and filling. Housemate had veggie burger with rice that had tinned tomatoes with corn mixed in on top. Apparently hers was healthier because "there was a bit of everything" on her plate. I was getting bugged by a friend that I should be having the taco shells or some carbs with me dinner. No thanks.

        I don't go round telling people would they should and shouldn't be eating (unless they specifically ask about PB) so I don't want input from others telling me I should be eating bread, rice, pasta etc. Let me eat what I want. I'm happy with PB, and if they want to follow CW that's fine, but I want no part in it.
        My Primal Journal

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        • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
          Sex with the stars?
          Is that a telescope in your pants?

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          • Originally posted by secretlobster View Post
            Is that a telescope in your pants?
            Nope, mine's an innie.
            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
            My Latest Journal

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            • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
              Nope, mine's an innie.
              "How to Probe Her Crater: Astronomers Bare All"

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              • Originally posted by secretlobster View Post
                "How to Probe Her Crater: Astronomers Bare All"
                "Experiments in Deep Space: Which Tools Work the Best?"
                Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                My Latest Journal

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                • "Black Holes: Extending Man's Reach"?

                  Sorry, I'm new here, dont know if its appropriate to play yet...

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                  • Originally posted by Tony Atomic View Post
                    "Black Holes: Extending Man's Reach"?

                    Sorry, I'm new here, dont know if its appropriate to play yet...
                    Welcome aboard the direct train down to the subbasements of the gutter. Glad to have you on board.
                    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                    My Latest Journal

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                    • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                      Welcome aboard the direct train down to the subbasements of the gutter. Glad to have you on board.
                      Thank you, kindly

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                      • I'm having a discussion with a friend who'se about twenty years older than me about what we had for breakfast. I mention that I had an omellette with veggies, cheese, and bacon.

                        Her: Aren't you a vegetarian?
                        Me: I was, but I was starting to lose a lot of muscle mass and just didn't feel healthy, so I started eating meat again and cut out grains and sugars.
                        Her: No grains?! How can you do that? I'd never be full if I didn't eat grains.
                        Me: Well, I eat a pretty high fat diet, so that fills me--
                        Her (cutting me off): That can't be good for you!
                        Me: A lot of people have been lead to believe that fat is bad for you, but--
                        Her (cutting me off again): Well, I guess it depends. What kind of fat do you eat?
                        Me: Oh, only healthy, natural fat. Lot's of saturated animal fat, butter, full-fat dairy, olive--
                        Her (cutting me off a third time): No. That's just not right. I suppose it'd be okay if you were eating vegetable fats like canola oil, but animal fats are terrible for you.
                        Me: You may believe that, but I've been doing pretty well eating this way. Better than ever actually.
                        Her: Well, you're young. Your body can take a lot of abuse, you're just not seeing the results of it yet.
                        Me: Um, yeah, remember how I used to be fat?
                        Her: (...)

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                        • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                          Sex with the stars?
                          LOLOL...No Cosmopolitan magazine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          Health is Wealth!

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                          • Originally posted by simpstr View Post
                            LOLOL...No Cosmopolitan magazine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            I can't read Cosmo much anymore. It's just aimed for a demographic I'm no longer in (late teens- earlys 20s, most likely in college, and single). Being in my mid-20s, actually on my career path, and married takes me out of those demographics. I still read Glamour occasionally, and have a subscription to Marie Claire, but there really isn't a magazine (that I've found) aimed at young married women without children who have a career. Then again, I'm also the kind of girl that reads Wired, Popular Science, Popular Mechanics, and PCWorld, as well as several technical journals and Slashdot, so I'm not exactly a common demographic.
                            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                            My Latest Journal

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                            • Originally posted by simpstr View Post
                              LOLOL...No Cosmopolitan magazine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Every Cosmopolitan magazine cover story ever:

                              41 New Ways to Please Your Man! - Blow him.
                              How to Have the Best Sex Ever! - Blow him while moaning a lot.
                              Secret Sex Tips You’ve Never Tried! - Put a scrunchie on his dick, then blow him.
                              Boost Your Bedroom Confidence! - Stop eating for a month, lose 20 pounds, then blow him.
                              How to Get What You Want in Bed! - Blow him first.
                              When It’s OK to be a Bitch! - Only while blowing him.
                              Sassy Career Moves to Get Ahead! - Give your boss head. Ask For Raise. Yay feminism.
                              Celebrity Profile! - She is thinner, prettier, and more successful than you. And she probably gives better head.
                              Scary Sexual Health Statistics! - Never have sex because you will get herpes and die. Unless it’s blow jobs, those are ok.
                              No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.
                              -Maimonodies

                              The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.

                              Babes with BBQ

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                              • Originally posted by ELizabeth826 View Post
                                Every Cosmopolitan magazine cover story ever:

                                41 New Ways to Please Your Man! - Blow him.
                                How to Have the Best Sex Ever! - Blow him while moaning a lot.
                                Secret Sex Tips You’ve Never Tried! - Put a scrunchie on his dick, then blow him.
                                Boost Your Bedroom Confidence! - Stop eating for a month, lose 20 pounds, then blow him.
                                How to Get What You Want in Bed! - Blow him first.
                                When It’s OK to be a Bitch! - Only while blowing him.
                                Sassy Career Moves to Get Ahead! - Give your boss head. Ask For Raise. Yay feminism.
                                Celebrity Profile! - She is thinner, prettier, and more successful than you. And she probably gives better head.
                                Scary Sexual Health Statistics! - Never have sex because you will get herpes and die. Unless it’s blow jobs, those are ok.

                                ...and thats why guys vote Cosmo

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