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    • Originally posted by RittenRemedy View Post
      Please tell me this happened


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      Sure did.

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      • One of the news channels here had a cardiologist on showing how to make " healthy" chocolate truffles. Instead of adding butter or cream he said to use Smart Balance spread and add lots of agave because he used 75% dark chocolate. Yep, he recommends hydrogenated crap oils instead of either coconut oil or cream. I guess he knows how to keep his practice full - recommend crap that the body will turn into cholesterol and blame the eggs.

        He did suggest one thing I liked though, roll them in freeze dried strawberry pieces. They were beautiful in the red coating!

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        • Gotta try these bacon roses for Valentines brekkie!

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          • None of the farm shops here have free-range bacon - even the best, who raise their own woodland pigs, and butcher them themselves, for the most delicious chops and roasts and sausages, buy in their bacon from "outdoor bred" pigs. I hate that. "Outdoor bred" - i.e. born outside, raised and kept in barns.

            I'm not in the big city where I can get free range bacon, till after Valentines day.

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            • Heh, another one from the dad files...

              Me: *peering through the cheese drawer in the fridge* I need parmesan cheese.

              Dad: I'm going to the grocery store. I'll get you some.

              Me: REAL parmesan cheese?

              Dad: Of course!

              Me: Well... alright. *it's free*

              Later.

              Me: *looks at the two tubs* I meant like a block... *looks at the front of the box* DAD! This is a processed cheese product!

              Dad: That's a bit harsh -

              Me: I'm reading the front label!

              Dad: Oh. Sorry.

              God, he never reads ANYTHING.
              Out of context quote for the day:

              Clearly Gorbag is so awesome he should be cloned, reproducing in the normal manner would only dilute his awesomeness. - Urban Forager

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              • my friend and I are having a bit of a disagreement


                Me: I 'm not losing weight anymore, and I think its becaus eof too much cortisol

                Her: well, thats unlikely but everyones different

                Me: I've been moving more and eating less, and its not resulting in weight loss (90% paleo)

                Her: you just need to do more exercise and make better food choices

                Me: So.. exercise more and eat less?

                Her: It works for me

                Me: I thought everyone was different?!

                Her: Weight loss isnt hard
                "I reserve the right to say stupid things"

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                • Originally posted by Badgerfaced View Post
                  my friend and I are having a bit of a disagreement


                  Me: I 'm not losing weight anymore, and I think its becaus eof too much cortisol

                  Her: well, thats unlikely but everyones different

                  Me: I've been moving more and eating less, and its not resulting in weight loss (90% paleo)

                  Her: you just need to do more exercise and make better food choices

                  Me: So.. exercise more and eat less?

                  Her: It works for me

                  Me: I thought everyone was different?!

                  Her: Weight loss isnt hard
                  This sounds like something out of Catch-22: The Diet Edition.
                  In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock.

                  This message has been intercepted by the NSA, the only branch of government that listens.

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                  • Originally posted by Warmbear View Post
                    Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, it just does not have to be in the morning.
                    yes!

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                    • In a big Tesco in a quite poor area, free samples of two spreads "with butter" i.e. 60% "vegetable oil", 20% olive oil & 20% butter. There was a Tesco lady spreading it on warmed squashy sweet fruited loaf as free samples. As I passed, a couple of women stopped to look, and the Tesco lady said "...because people want their butter nowadays" slightly disapprovingly, and the women giggled nervously like it was a naughty treat.

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                      • Just ew. 0_0


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                        • CW that you should eat all the time:

                          "When are you going to eat?"
                          "Did you have something to eat yet?"

                          "I had a huge breakfast" somehow isn't enough when it's mid-afternoon.

                          And talking about food and exercise all the time. I feel that since going Primal I think about food less and less.

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                          • Have nbow been in 2 different supermarkets which have been promoting rapeseed oil with basically the same line: "less saturated fat than olive oil".

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                            • Originally posted by fifer View Post
                              Have nbow been in 2 different supermarkets which have been promoting rapeseed oil with basically the same line: "less saturated fat than olive oil".
                              I really wish more companies would use the word "rapeseed" in the US. Everything related to it would work itself out on the name alone.

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                              • I guess this fits here:

                                The young Bro at the gym who wore a lifting belt--a decent 4" leather one--for the entirety of his workout. During the Ab Rocker. During curls. During step ups to a bosu ball...

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