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  • On a friends FB page: "Healthier Food Experiment: Skyline Chili made with Lentils instead of ground beef... and the kids actually liked it!!! Woohoo!"
    MTA: because it is rare I dont have more to say

    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - my daughter Age 7

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    • My roommate has a terrible diet. She eats processed food 75 percent of the time: A HUGE bowl of sugar-loaded cereal with low-fat milk for breakfast, McDonald's or pizza for lunch, frozen breaded fish filets for dinner followed by a huge bowl of yogurt topped with a cup of applesauce. She started a new job recently which takes up a lot of her time so she gets no exercise now and has been gaining a lot of weight. She was complaining the other day that her pants don't fit any more. She knows my diet and I've explained all the science behind it to her but she just looks at me like I'm crazy. Anyway she decided to start capoeira classes once a week in an effort to get some exercise in. I just asked her how her first class went and she goes: "It's great but I don't know if I'm going to continue, you're in a squatting position a lot and I don't want my legs to bulk up with muscle".

      It's good that I was in a different room so that she couldn't see my gigantic eye roll.
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      • I just went out for lunch with some people from my uni course, and one of the guys had a bowl of chips (fries) then proceeded to say it would be okay because he'd be having pasta for dinner and that was healthy. Sureeee.
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        • My best friend just told me she's going to be a vegetarian for a month in order to lose weight.
          Coworker says pizza is healthy "because the cheese has protein". Wow.

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          • Originally posted by secretlobster View Post
            Coworker says pizza is healthy "because the cheese has protein". Wow.
            it also covers all the pyramid food groups, lol
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            • Originally posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
              it also covers all the pyramid food groups, lol
              AND a slice of pizza is shaped like the food pyramid!! Coincidence??

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              • Originally posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
                it also covers all the pyramid food groups, lol
                What's scary is that the public school system hold this to be true.

                The one I got yesterday:
                I was helping my mentor move and she bought homemade tacos to feed everyone. I pull all the ingredients out and pile it atop the cabbage, iceberg lettuce and cukes, dress it with salsa and go to town. Several people there were used to this from me and didn't even blink. Mentor even said afterwards that she expected this and asked them to put more greenery in the kit than usual.
                I heard "Do you not like tortillas?" and look up with my mouth full. I swallow my food and reply "I don't eat grains and corn's a grain."
                "No, it's not. It's a veggie."
                "Strictly speaking, from a dietary and agricultural perspective, it is a grain. I also don't eat it because it causes me joint pain, like other grains."
                "Oh wow, how do you get your fiber and carbs and all that?"
                "I eat lots of veggies."
                *crickets chirp*
                "Oh."
                Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                  What's scary is that the public school system hold this to be true.

                  The one I got yesterday:
                  I was helping my mentor move and she bought homemade tacos to feed everyone. I pull all the ingredients out and pile it atop the cabbage, iceberg lettuce and cukes, dress it with salsa and go to town. Several people there were used to this from me and didn't even blink. Mentor even said afterwards that she expected this and asked them to put more greenery in the kit than usual.
                  I heard "Do you not like tortillas?" and look up with my mouth full. I swallow my food and reply "I don't eat grains and corn's a grain."
                  "No, it's not. It's a veggie."
                  "Strictly speaking, from a dietary and agricultural perspective, it is a grain. I also don't eat it because it causes me joint pain, like other grains."
                  "Oh wow, how do you get your fiber and carbs and all that?"
                  "I eat lots of veggies."
                  *crickets chirp*
                  "Oh."

                  O_O

                  lol. Christ.
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                  • My friend said he cooked some skirt steak for lunch today. He said it was great, he marinated it. He said "yeah, I put it on one of those 100 calorie bread things you get at the supermarket".

                    I don't even know what he's talking about, but really? bread comes in 100 calorie packages?

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                    • Originally posted by hazmat View Post
                      bread comes in 100 calorie packages?
                      Everything does, provided it has no nutritional value

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                      • Originally posted by secretlobster View Post
                        Everything does, provided it has no nutritional value
                        IT's such a fad. I just want to see someone slap a label that says "100 calorie snack pack" on one of these in the supermarket.....

                        (that's the 1 lb package)
                        MTA: because it is rare I dont have more to say

                        "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - my daughter Age 7

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                        • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                          "Do you not like tortillas?"
                          Living in Midland I bet you get that all the time. The few times I've been out that way it seems like everyone is either on their way to or had just left Rosa's Cafe.
                          "Canned food is a perversion,' Ignatius said. 'I suspect that it is ultimately very damaging to the soul."
                          - John Kennedy Toole (A Confederacy of Dunces)

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                          • Originally posted by Goldsmith View Post
                            Living in Midland I bet you get that all the time. The few times I've been out that way it seems like everyone is either on their way to or had just left Rosa's Cafe.
                            Not so much as you might think. Most people just give me an odd look or it doesn't really faze them. Where I really get the odd looks is when I ask them to not bother with the freebie rolls.
                            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                            • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                              Where I really get the odd looks is when I ask them to not bother with the freebie rolls.
                              I do that too... it really seems to short circuit the people serving you food when you answer "neither, thank you" to the "white or wheat?" question.
                              "Canned food is a perversion,' Ignatius said. 'I suspect that it is ultimately very damaging to the soul."
                              - John Kennedy Toole (A Confederacy of Dunces)

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                              • Originally posted by hazmat View Post
                                bread comes in 100 calorie packages?
                                Sara Lee makes 45 cal/slice bread. My husband eats it. Why won't he give up his mistress, Sara Lee!
                                --Trish (Bork)
                                TROPICAL TRADITIONS REFERRAL # 7625207
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