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  • The "funny CW moment" I'm seeing is a meme that's present here on MDA as well - the curious idea that food is the only thing that matters. The folks who revamp their diet completely and then wonder why they're not losing weight or feeling better, when their sleep sucks, their stress levels are off the charts, their relationship is in the toilet, they've got no friends, and they never go outside.

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    • Originally posted by meepster View Post
      The "funny CW moment" I'm seeing is a meme that's present here on MDA as well - the curious idea that food is the only thing that matters. The folks who revamp their diet completely and then wonder why they're not losing weight or feeling better, when their sleep sucks, their stress levels are off the charts, their relationship is in the toilet, they've got no friends, and they never go outside.
      To be fair, the first thing anyone says to them when they post here is, what's your sleep like? What's your stress like? etc.
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      • Anybody else seen this one on tv? Yes it's Subway but it made me laugh.

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        • Terrible episode at the shops yesteday, there was a lady with a boy about 7-8 years old in front of me at the checkout. The boy was round - like an actual sphere. He must have been 80-90kg. He had very thick glasses and terrible wonky malformed teeth. Their purchases comprised of 2 family bags of chips, 2 chocolate bars and 2 cans of pepsi max, I assume this was to share. The woman said to the boy, if you're still hungry after that, you can have some fruit, or something.

          She said the word fruit like you would say dog poo milkshake
          "I reserve the right to say stupid things"

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          • ^^extremely sad.
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            • Originally posted by CaveBug View Post
              Anybody else seen this one on tv? Yes it's Subway but it made me laugh.

              I've seen that and also laughed. Crop Fit sounds like a good idea for the next big franchise.

              Fruit and kids. My mom used to buy fruit and put it in the fridge. One night she was complaining to my dad that the kids (all two of us) would grab cookies or a sandwich before eating fruit. He suggested she put it in a bowl on the kitchen island and see what happened. Sure enough, the fruit started being eaten in much better quantities.

              Barring the whole fingers in the nose thing kids do, they're a lot like us. They'll grab something convenient when they want a snack.

              I feel bad for the chip boy.
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              • So, I was at a wedding today, and afterwards got into a discussion on shoes. The sister of the bride said that her doctor told her that she had to wear at least 2-1/2" heels all the time, or stiff orthotics. She says she even wears heels in the shower....

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                • My dads doctor told him that eating biscuits while going through his cycles of chemo is good for him...

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                  • Originally posted by shuttlebug View Post
                    So, I was at a wedding today, and afterwards got into a discussion on shoes. The sister of the bride said that her doctor told her that she had to wear at least 2-1/2" heels all the time, or stiff orthotics. She says she even wears heels in the shower....

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                    That doesn't even make sense
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                    • I've heard that with heels before. It's usually advice given to someone with extremely high arches, although I'v never heard or heels that high being recommended.
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                      • She says it's because her arches are getting weaker. She's only in her fifties, like me. I told her I go barefoot as much as possible, and she said I must be lucky.

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                        • Originally posted by shuttlebug View Post
                          She says it's because her arches are getting weaker. She's only in her fifties, like me. I told her I go barefoot as much as possible, and she said I must be lucky.

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                          My chiropractor kept trying to convince me to get orthotics because my 'arches were collapsing.' Given that my arches were too high to let me wear Vibrams the first time I tried them, I think this might be a good thing.

                          However, she never recommended high heels, I will grant her that.
                          Out of context quote for the day:

                          Clearly Gorbag is so awesome he should be cloned, reproducing in the normal manner would only dilute his awesomeness. - Urban Forager

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                          • There was a 'documentary' on tv recently about the benefits of IF - it has been the watercooler talk of th past couple of weeks.

                            A lady at work is trying it.

                            I asked her what her first meal will be, after not eating for her planned 1.5 days, other than water/ black tea


                            A bowl of cereal, she says.

                            She also said if she 'starts to feel funny' she'll have a cracker
                            "I reserve the right to say stupid things"

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                            • Originally posted by shuttlebug View Post
                              She says she even wears heels in the shower....
                              Sounds like something that happens in a porn movie.
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                              • Originally posted by Badgerfaced View Post
                                There was a 'documentary' on tv recently about the benefits of IF - it has been the watercooler talk of th past couple of weeks.

                                A lady at work is trying it.

                                I asked her what her first meal will be, after not eating for her planned 1.5 days, other than water/ black tea


                                A bowl of cereal, she says.

                                She also said if she 'starts to feel funny' she'll have a cracker
                                "See, I'm on this new diet. Well, I don't eat anything. And right before I feel I'm going to faint, I eat a cube of cheese. I'm one stomach flu away from my goal weight."
                                No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.
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