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  • Originally posted by Stacy15 View Post
    Me too. Hope to never again! Think I found a keeper this time! Our first date we went grouse hunting.
    Anyone who says they love dating is lying. Congrats on finding someone great!
    No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.
    -Maimonodies

    The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.

    Babes with BBQ

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    • Originally posted by accidentalpancake View Post
      So are hair and gravel.
      minerals and protein

      Originally posted by ELizabeth826 View Post
      I went on a first date last night and the guy was telling me about how his friends have annual "food challenges." This year it was fried mozzarella sticks. The winner ate 45 in one sitting. Now, I've been known to eat some fried cheese in my day, but 45? Good lord. Later, when I explained why I wasn't eating the bread that was brought to the table (he asked, I didn't volunteer the info) he asked if I was celiac with finger quotes and scoffed about how gluten free is so trendy these days.

      In short, I hate dating.
      rookie mistake

      you don't whip out the finger quotes til the 3rd date
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
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      • Originally posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
        Every time someone says they're "big boned", I want to offer to pay for them to go get an x-ray. I want to see a fat skeleton; I've never seen one and would gladly pay for the experience.

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        • Originally posted by ELizabeth826 View Post
          I went on a first date last night and the guy was telling me about how his friends have annual "food challenges." This year it was fried mozzarella sticks. The winner ate 45 in one sitting. Now, I've been known to eat some fried cheese in my day, but 45? Good lord. Later, when I explained why I wasn't eating the bread that was brought to the table (he asked, I didn't volunteer the info) he asked if I was celiac with finger quotes and scoffed about how gluten free is so trendy these days.

          In short, I hate dating.
          Wow You scored a real mature winner there dintcha? How old was he, must be at least 20. Go for older guys, we are more classy. Of course I doubt my wife would agree.
          Primal since April 2012 Male 6' 3" SW 345lbs CW 240lbs GW 220lbs and when I get there I am getting a utlikilt. This one http://www.utilikilts.com/company/pr...ilts/workmans/ actually.

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          • Originally posted by Warmbear View Post
            Wow You scored a real mature winner there dintcha? How old was he, must be at least 20. Go for older guys, we are more classy. Of course I doubt my wife would agree.
            29! Acted 20 though.
            No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.
            -Maimonodies

            The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.

            Babes with BBQ

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            • Originally posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
              Every time someone says they're "big boned", I want to offer to pay for them to go get an x-ray. I want to see a fat skeleton; I've never seen one and would gladly pay for the experience.
              Truly a good percent of people are "big boned" as in their bones are large frame... but the conventional term of "big boned" = fat. My fiance has tiny bones. His wrists are small and he's short. Me, I'm super tall and my wrists are huge next to him. The size of our bones has nothing to do with the size of our guts, and I like to point that out whenever I hear the phrase "big boned."
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              • Funny CW moments

                [QUOTE=Warmbear;1459148]Wow You scored a real mature winner there dintcha? How old was he, must be at least 20. Go for older guys, we are more classy. Of course I doubt my wife would
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                • Hmmmm I would say I am heavy boned, I cant wear 99% of women's bracelets/watches cause they literally will not fit around my (not at all fat) wrist.

                  But its not the big bones that make my butt look big, my big butt makes my butt look big
                  Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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                  • So not sure if this is CW or not but McDonald's may have added something healthier to their menu. Price is right also! But I wonder if they are grass or grain fed?



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                    • I was reading a (non-primal) blog post my mom sent me yesterday where the girl was posting a recipe for her banana-peanut butter oatmeal with brown sugar. I was chucking in amusement until I got to this line "This breakfast keeps me full for a solid three hours!!!! Wow!!!" I almost fell out of my chair. Three hours? That's it? My bacon and mushroom omelette at 10am will keep me going til dinner at 6 or 7! Sometimes I want to ask for a raise here at work, since i waste so much less time eating than everyone else here.
                      You have to fall in love with the process of becoming great.

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                      • Originally posted by DinoHunter View Post
                        Hmmmm I would say I am heavy boned, I cant wear 99% of women's bracelets/watches cause they literally will not fit around my (not at all fat) wrist.

                        But its not the big bones that make my butt look big, my big butt makes my butt look big
                        I am willing to bet that your big butt looks great though. The biggest issue I have with paleo women is they are all trying to get too thin. I know, I know everyone believes that thin is healthier but I love curvy women who are fit and healthy.
                        Primal since April 2012 Male 6' 3" SW 345lbs CW 240lbs GW 220lbs and when I get there I am getting a utlikilt. This one http://www.utilikilts.com/company/pr...ilts/workmans/ actually.

                        Join me at www.paleoplanet.net, where all the cavemen hang out.

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                        • Originally posted by Refontai View Post
                          I was reading a (non-primal) blog post my mom sent me yesterday where the girl was posting a recipe for her banana-peanut butter oatmeal with brown sugar. I was chucking in amusement until I got to this line "This breakfast keeps me full for a solid three hours!!!! Wow!!!" I almost fell out of my chair. Three hours? That's it? My bacon and mushroom omelette at 10am will keep me going til dinner at 6 or 7! Sometimes I want to ask for a raise here at work, since i waste so much less time eating than everyone else here.
                          Not sure if work is inside or not but 'lunch break' could always mean vitamin D time

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                          • Originally posted by Refontai View Post
                            I was reading a (non-primal) blog post my mom sent me yesterday where the girl was posting a recipe for her banana-peanut butter oatmeal with brown sugar. I was chucking in amusement until I got to this line "This breakfast keeps me full for a solid three hours!!!! Wow!!!" I almost fell out of my chair. Three hours? That's it? My bacon and mushroom omelette at 10am will keep me going til dinner at 6 or 7! Sometimes I want to ask for a raise here at work, since i waste so much less time eating than everyone else here.
                            Same! Jeeeez. Three hours. My morning coffee keeps me full longer than that!
                            March 1st 2010: 308lbs | CW: 219lbs / 18.5%BF | New Goal: 16% BF
                            Male. 28. 6'4''. Currently working on them muscles and strength!

                            "My chest hair caught fire when I was fighting a bear with a flamethrower, how do I get my hair back? - Rivvin

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                            • Originally posted by Hannakb View Post
                              Not sure if work is inside or not but 'lunch break' could always mean vitamin D time

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                              Yup, I usually take "lunch" and walk around for an hour (and if I'm actually hungry I might eat at my desk later - I almost never eat earlier than 2pm).

                              I've also been known to take what I jokingly call "second hand smoke breaks" - in which I take as much time as a smoker does, but get fresh air & movement instead of smoking.

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                              • Originally posted by PrimalMama View Post
                                Yup, I usually take "lunch" and walk around for an hour (and if I'm actually hungry I might eat at my desk later - I almost never eat earlier than 2pm).

                                I've also been known to take what I jokingly call "second hand smoke breaks" - in which I take as much time as a smoker does, but get fresh air & movement instead of smoking.
                                I've been using my lunch break to exercise lately as well, but I also bring a lunch to eat at work doh. I need to get on that secondhand smoke break, but somehow it get the idea that explaining that to a sergeant would equal "shamming." 8/

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