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  • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Because we'd probably be grossed out to crack an egg into our omelet and find it all bloody inside. Commercial hens don't ever see roosters and eggs from small farms are candled so that they separate out the fertilized ones.

    If you come across a source of fertilized eggs, give them a try. Old timey bodybuilders and strongmen swore by them.
    can you find fertilized eggs and eat them and let me know if it's normal for them to taste bad?

    i got one a few years back and it was pretty bad
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    • Originally posted by turquoisepassion View Post
      Lol.

      Maybe they were all gluten free treats? XD
      Not a one! Nothing else in the whole pile either, no meat, no dairy, no produce, which just made it worse. I guess he's gonna have buyer's remorse of one kind or another...
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      • Originally posted by MarielleGO View Post
        Why are they advising peanut butter?????? if something is bad for a child it's that stuff!!! and muffins? even for kids with parents not on primal you'd should feed them normal food, not muffins... they are packed with sugar!

        but yeah, low fat cheese... I wonder what the cheese-maker will think of that one...
        These are three "perfect pregnancy breakfasts" according to babycenter:

        Fruity Protein Smoothie
        Mix 1 scoop of vanilla protein powder with 1 cup nonfat milk, 1 cup fresh or frozen fruit, half a banana, and 2 tablespoons of peanut butter. Add ice for desired consistency. Serve with 1 or 2 slices of whole-wheat toast spread with low-sugar jam.

        Yogurt and Fruit
        Mix 1 cup low-fat yogurt with 1/2 cup of berries, 1/4 cup of low-fat granola, and 1/4 cup almonds or walnuts.

        Breakfast Burrito
        Scramble together 1 egg and 2 egg whites. Place inside 1 heated whole-wheat flour tortilla and top with salsa or tomatoes, 1 slice low-fat cheese or low-fat veggie sausage or turkey bacon. Serve with 1 cup strawberries.

        I haven't had any morning sickness, but I'm nauseous after reading those "meal" descriptions.

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        • I am so grateful I followed the Bradley diet during my pregnancies, which called for 100+ grams of protein and 'plenty of fat'! Okay there were whole grains in there, but at least I was giving my baby the good stuff, too.

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          • Originally posted by PBNewby View Post
            Ummm, so, a life is prevented by not allowing the rooster near the hen?

            I'm playing devil's advocate here but it kind of seems like, had the humans not intervened, all chicken eggs would become chickens...no?
            You see not allowing a rhetorical, non-existent rooster into a henhouse as tantamount to abortion? Or just eating the unfertilized eggs from the chickens who weren't impregnated by the non-existent rooster?
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            • CW moment of the day: My MIL made chocolate pudding and whipped cream for dessert. She handed me the box (clue one), saying she wasn't sure if I could eat it. I study the box and say "nope!" I then grab a banana, chop it up, throw some homemade whipped cream on top, and eat that.
              "Wow, I think that actually looks better than the pudding! Have you done that before?" she says, watching me.
              "Nope. It sounded good though."
              "I think I'll have some, too!"
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              • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
                You see not allowing a rhetorical, non-existent rooster into a henhouse as tantamount to abortion? Or just eating the unfertilized eggs from the chickens who weren't impregnated by the non-existent rooster?
                Absolutely not!
                Eating a fertilized egg, maybe.

                I love eggs and I have no issue eating them...politically, religiously, or morally...mmmm!
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                • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
                  You see not allowing a rhetorical, non-existent rooster into a henhouse as tantamount to abortion? Or just eating the unfertilized eggs from the chickens who weren't impregnated by the non-existent rooster?
                  Conning from a catholic background, following that logic would equate abstinence to abortion. Although, my priest did tell all the married couples to "mate like rabbits."

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                  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                    can you find fertilized eggs and eat them and let me know if it's normal for them to taste bad?

                    i got one a few years back and it was pretty bad
                    They taste like normal eggs, no difference. Maybe they were just bad eggs?

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                    • Originally posted by cantare View Post
                      Today's CW report comes to you live from the aisles of Whole Foods, where a man just rolled by me with a metric assload of cookies, bread, crackers, pasta, muffins...aaaand a hardcover copy of Wheat Belly right on top.

                      Maybe he thinks it's a whole grain cookbook?

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                      • I don't watch TV, really, but I caught some the other night... The food commercials are ridiculous!

                        Just replace one snack a week with yoplait!

                        Replacing 1/5 your cookies/potato chip/cheez doodle/M&M/ice cream sammich with some super-sugary processed yogurt? Yeah, sounds like a miraculous improvement. *headdesk*

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                        • This might be more for the "grocery shop carts" thread, but that isn't as active as this one.

                          My Economics teacher always says that whenever he sees overweight or obese people in the grocery store, he always checks if they have fat-free or low-fat chips/crisps. He always scoffed at that during class. "If you want to lose weight, then just don't eat all the crap! Eat healthy! Just stop eating the chips, the fries, the hamburgers!!" etc.

                          I saw a very obese person (like more obese than The Biggest Loser contestants are...) in the grocery store... His cart:
                          Veggies, veggies, veggies, salad, whole grain bread, brown bread, deli meat, cheese, bottled sparkling water, fruit, fruit, a couple of sauces.

                          No fat-free/low-fat "I-want-dessert-for-breakfast" sweet yoghurts, no chips/crisps anywhere, no pasta, no cereals, etc.

                          I felt so sorry for him. Just toss the bread and maybe the deli meat and sauces - but even if you would keep that it still wouldn't be so bad, and you're set. But I just kept my mouth shut, because he's trying so hard to eat the "good" stuff, and then an 18 year old girl would tell him to "just eat all the fat you want, as long as it's from a good source, oh and toss the 'healthy' bread, because everyone who's ever given you diet advice is WRONG!!!"

                          He'd probably think I was mocking him, anyway.
                          "Bread-Bread-Dinner
                          It ain't makin' me any thinner
                          I eat a sandwich for break-fast
                          And then I have a sugar blast!
                          I eat toasted bread for lunch
                          And enjoy my mid-day crunch!
                          At dinner I eat pasta
                          And end my day with a sugar disasta!"

                          From the How am I not starving??? thread. Enjoy the read.

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                          • Originally posted by The_Introvert_Huntress View Post
                            This might be more for the "grocery shop carts" thread, but that isn't as active as this one.

                            My Economics teacher always says that whenever he sees overweight or obese people in the grocery store, he always checks if they have fat-free or low-fat chips/crisps. He always scoffed at that during class. "If you want to lose weight, then just don't eat all the crap! Eat healthy! Just stop eating the chips, the fries, the hamburgers!!" etc.

                            I saw a very obese person (like more obese than The Biggest Loser contestants are...) in the grocery store... His cart:
                            Veggies, veggies, veggies, salad, whole grain bread, brown bread, deli meat, cheese, bottled sparkling water, fruit, fruit, a couple of sauces.

                            No fat-free/low-fat "I-want-dessert-for-breakfast" sweet yoghurts, no chips/crisps anywhere, no pasta, no cereals, etc.

                            I felt so sorry for him. Just toss the bread and maybe the deli meat and sauces - but even if you would keep that it still wouldn't be so bad, and you're set. But I just kept my mouth shut, because he's trying so hard to eat the "good" stuff, and then an 18 year old girl would tell him to "just eat all the fat you want, as long as it's from a good source, oh and toss the 'healthy' bread, because everyone who's ever given you diet advice is WRONG!!!"

                            He'd probably think I was mocking him, anyway.
                            This us wat we all miss when we find someone possessing "healthy" foods. Nt bec hes obese then it means he ate that stuff and became obese ....for all we know he either lost weight with them already or he is most probably ganna lose weight with them after that day....... those obese people became obese bec they ate TONS "literally" of food

                            ...no matter wat they eat they will drop the weight if they cut out say for instance the regular box of pizza that is equal upto 3000 calories soo we should really stoo judging ..... im nt coming out on u , we ALL fall target to this I guess its in our mind bt we SHOULD be aware of it though to remind ourselves

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                            • Funny CW moments

                              Most of the obese/fat people I know don't buy groceries at all. I do see pics after pics of "food porn" posted on their Facebook though. Just today I saw chocolate bread pudding, cheese fries and mochi ice cream from the same girl on the same night. She does this every day.

                              She also says she wants to stop eating when she sees models being thin and I bite my lip because I want to tell her, "don't stop eating; stop eating junk." I wish she would do as the obese person above does and eat whole grains/veggies or eat primal or eat whatever. Just cut the junk food. No one needs 2 desserts for one "dinner" of cheese fries.

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                              • Originally posted by egyption grok View Post
                                This us wat we all miss when we find someone possessing "healthy" foods. Nt bec hes obese then it means he ate that stuff and became obese ....for all we know he either lost weight with them already or he is most probably ganna lose weight with them after that day....... those obese people became obese bec they ate TONS "literally" of food

                                ...no matter wat they eat they will drop the weight if they cut out say for instance the regular box of pizza that is equal upto 3000 calories soo we should really stoo judging ..... im nt coming out on u , we ALL fall target to this I guess its in our mind bt we SHOULD be aware of it though to remind ourselves

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                                Fair point. But there are also tons and tons of stories on here about people who were eating CW-healthy.. they might have been just above their goal weight, or on their goal weight, and do all the right things and still gain weight, or high cholesterol, or other health problems.

                                It wouldn't surprise me if that man would be one of them one day, or if his friends one day tell him: "Come on, have a pizza with us, you've lost so much weight, you can handle it!"

                                The same when someone offers me a muffin or some kind of candy and I decline politely. They always give me a once-over and then tell me: "You can take it, you're skinny."
                                I want to tell them: "And how do you think I stay skinny?"

                                GAH, "skinny" doesn't sound like a word anymore after you've written it down a couple of times! I actually Googled it, to make sure it was the right word!
                                "Bread-Bread-Dinner
                                It ain't makin' me any thinner
                                I eat a sandwich for break-fast
                                And then I have a sugar blast!
                                I eat toasted bread for lunch
                                And enjoy my mid-day crunch!
                                At dinner I eat pasta
                                And end my day with a sugar disasta!"

                                From the How am I not starving??? thread. Enjoy the read.

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