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  • Originally posted by PBNewby View Post
    As I read it, eating the egg prevents a life.
    Yeah, but it doesn't. Unfertilized eggs grow into baby chicks exactly 0% of the time. But I was just teasing Jena.
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    • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
      If I run out of cotton balls, can I just eat a couple boxes of Q-tips? How about the hand towels that are apparently supposed to be hanging in my bathroom, but actually just stay permanently in my linen closet?
      Mmmmmmm Q-tips

      Those would hurt coming out!!!
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      • Girl I know has been...quasi primal for a little. She's working on it I guess. Anyway, this morning she tells me she had to go to the doctor for a bad pain near her spleen. Turns out to be the start of an infection in her intestine. She gets some antibiotics. I saw her later that day and she was eating some bread because "it was easy".

        I was like... "You know that's basically rocket fuel for a gut infection, right?"

        An hour later she said she was in agony worse than before...

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        • Originally posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
          "You know that's basically rocket fuel for a gut infection, right?"
          Hehe! That's another quote I'm gonna' steal!
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          • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
            Yeah, but it doesn't. Unfertilized eggs grow into baby chicks exactly 0% of the time. But I was just teasing Jena.
            I'll play along, why is the egg unfertilized?
            Began Primal Living: 25 Sep 2012
            Starting Weight: 82kg (180 lbs) - Lost 30 lbs since going Primal!

            "I do not eat enough carbs to justify eating low-fat."
            "Have some bread with your bread, pasta, bread, and HFCS." - Unicorn
            "I also walk my dog twice a day now instead of paying someone else to do it." - IronGirl
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            • * sigh *
              Pretty much any dietary advice on BabyCenter.
              It's while grain muffins, egg whites, peanut butter, lentils, Low fat cheese!? NOBODY needs to be eating low fat cheese.

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              • Originally posted by PBNewby View Post
                I'll play along, why is the egg unfertilized?
                to get to the other side!

                ?

                it's a shed ovum, it's gonna be an egg with or without sex. and that's for everyone who thinks a yolk = chicken baby
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • Originally posted by PrimalMama View Post
                  NOBODY needs to be eating low fat cheese.
                  Amen sistah! Except for some of the creamier cheeses (cottage, ricotta, cream), low fat cheese sucks.

                  But you know what sucks even more? Vegan "cheeze." I swear, that is the most disgusting thing. Veggie burgers taste like filet mignon in comparison.
                  "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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                  • Originally posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
                    Sweet Jeezabel, there are enough people doing the "cotton ball" diet that there's actually a news story on it.

                    thinking of Elf now.. time to watch it

                    Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                    Amen sistah! Except for some of the creamier cheeses (cottage, ricotta, cream), low fat cheese sucks.

                    But you know what sucks even more? Vegan "cheeze." I swear, that is the most disgusting thing. Veggie burgers taste like filet mignon in comparison.
                    I would rather eat Cotton Balls
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                    • Originally posted by PrimalMama View Post
                      * sigh *
                      Pretty much any dietary advice on BabyCenter.
                      It's while grain muffins, egg whites, peanut butter, lentils, Low fat cheese!? NOBODY needs to be eating low fat cheese.

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                      Why are they advising peanut butter?????? if something is bad for a child it's that stuff!!! and muffins? even for kids with parents not on primal you'd should feed them normal food, not muffins... they are packed with sugar!

                      but yeah, low fat cheese... I wonder what the cheese-maker will think of that one...
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                      • On a box of candy delivered to a store:



                        What?

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                        • Originally posted by PBNewby View Post
                          I'll play along, why is the egg unfertilized?
                          Because we'd probably be grossed out to crack an egg into our omelet and find it all bloody inside. Commercial hens don't ever see roosters and eggs from small farms are candled so that they separate out the fertilized ones.

                          If you come across a source of fertilized eggs, give them a try. Old timey bodybuilders and strongmen swore by them.
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                          • Today's CW report comes to you live from the aisles of Whole Foods, where a man just rolled by me with a metric assload of cookies, bread, crackers, pasta, muffins...aaaand a hardcover copy of Wheat Belly right on top.

                            Maybe he thinks it's a whole grain cookbook?

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                            • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
                              Because we'd probably be grossed out to crack an egg into our omelet and find it all bloody inside. Commercial hens don't ever see roosters and eggs from small farms are candled so that they separate out the fertilized ones.

                              If you come across a source of fertilized eggs, give them a try. Old timey bodybuilders and strongmen swore by them.
                              Ummm, so, a life is prevented by not allowing the rooster near the hen?

                              I'm playing devil's advocate here but it kind of seems like, had the humans not intervened, all chicken eggs would become chickens...no?
                              Began Primal Living: 25 Sep 2012
                              Starting Weight: 82kg (180 lbs) - Lost 30 lbs since going Primal!

                              "I do not eat enough carbs to justify eating low-fat."
                              "Have some bread with your bread, pasta, bread, and HFCS." - Unicorn
                              "I also walk my dog twice a day now instead of paying someone else to do it." - IronGirl
                              "Tell me you're not weak minded enough to be outsmarted by a donut?" - not on the rug


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                              • Originally posted by cantare View Post
                                Today's CW report comes to you live from the aisles of Whole Foods, where a man just rolled by me with a metric assload of cookies, bread, crackers, pasta, muffins...aaaand a hardcover copy of Wheat Belly right on top.

                                Maybe he thinks it's a whole grain cookbook?

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                                Lol.

                                Maybe they were all gluten free treats? XD


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