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  • Originally posted by namelesswonder View Post
    I laughed.



    Yeah, I know people who get so wrapped up in what they are doing (these people have ADHD or are highly focused individuals) that they will not notice hunger until they stop for a rest. That means missing meals for 24 hrs, at times.
    This girl is not ADHD, she just gets in these "I don't wanna make food" moods (I think)... And she could probably stand to fast for 24 hours once a week (real talk, not being snarky)... Plus, I've heard that fasting can do wonders for both MS & seizure disorder... I had to step away from the keyboard so I wouldn't reply...

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    • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
      I worked at a restaurant once where the manager printed a new set of menus advertising a steak with a side of Harry Covert. Dude got a little peeved when I told him he had to re-do the entire thing to avoid widespread ridicule.
      I laughed and laughed. Yo Harry, stop being so covert!

      Nothing wrong with whhhipped. The pronunciation anyway.
      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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      • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
        Nothing wrong with whhhipped. The pronunciation anyway.
        You're acting whhhhheird...
        OH COME ON! THAT ONE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN "H" IN IT!!!
        Last edited by PrimalMama; 10-11-2013, 04:33 PM.

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        • Originally posted by fifer View Post
          Do people really forget to eat? Especially people who have slushee & cookies in their diet?

          I mean sometimes I don't get round to it but it's not through being forgetful!
          Its not that is because the "health media" or watever claim that u have to have breakfast and it doesnt mattrr wat it is so ur metabolism doesn't slow down
          This was in the first page of womens health diet I had in the old days
          I Will Never Eat the World’s Worst Breakfast , which is nothing at all (hint: with this plan, even ice cream can be breakfast!).

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          • Originally posted by accidentalpancake View Post
            You're eating hair.
            I got it.. I get it now.. LOL!! Thanks for the clip too funny.
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            • My family and I were grocery shopping and this is how it went
              Ritz crackers:mom lets nt get it its nt good , mom: its nt like we eat it eceryday its not a big deal
              Peanut butter: mom this contains trans fat its nt good, mom: its nt like we fet it everytime and we love it
              Brownies: mom its enough we already got 2 big boxes of crakers, mom: so ur siblings can have something to take to school, me: isn't the biscuits enough?? Gives me a look and puts tye brownies in the cart
              French fries: me: huge fuss on how bad it is in all ways, mom: so ur siblings can have it at school and its nt like we eat it everyday
              And a lot of stuff went like that like seriously if everything we dnt eeat everyday doesn't that mean we just substitute it with other crap on the day we dnt eat it !?!?!?!?! So lame I think its eating their minds :/

              When I told her she should stop bread she is like I can never stop bread
              I'm like y , she says bec I love it,
              I tell her bec for real ur addicted to that stuff
              She says I know and it doesn't matter I love it
              *facepalm* :/ damn it people has it really taken oger ur minds????

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              • Idk if u find this funny or not bt it was a hilarious moment for me

                My mom and I were discussing their eating issues
                And I'm all like u guys eat crap like chocolates biscuits bread and pop slushes hotdogs and chips
                And all she said in her defense is that children NEED a certain type of food like candy and treats bec if u deprive them of it they will look to other peoples stuff and then she was like its not l ike ur all healthy

                Listen to this she said U EAT GUM WHICH ISNT HEALTHY AND U SLEEP WITH THE WINDOW OPEN AND ITS COLD ?!?!?!?!?!? really mom really I'm ganna die soon

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                • Originally posted by ELizabeth826 View Post
                  TWO DIFFERENT FIBERS!!!! You should be ashamed.
                  Not all Christians follow or believe this junk. Pat Robertson has been interpreting the Bible on his own for a long time. Too bad he and many others have it wrong and have had it wrong for a while.

                  As for the low carb being "against the rules of God," God is gracious and has told us that he gave us both "manna" and "quail" to eat in the desert.

                  And in the New Testament, Christ ate with the poor and the rich. And the poor and the rich ate both poor food (rice, grains and cheap bread) and the rich food (the "fatted calf"). It's pretty obvious that the foods eaten were set for certain protective reasons and that they were not restrictive for restrictions sake as talked about in the NT. That has been showed for 2,000 years.
                  The eyes of all hope in thee, O Lord: and thou givest them meat in due season.
                  Psalms 144:15

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                  • Originally posted by athomeontherange View Post
                    I got it.. I get it now.. LOL!! Thanks for the clip too funny.
                    I got 99 problems but a pancake ain't one...

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                    • My best friend has been teasing me about going primal ever since I told her... It's okay, she likes playing the devil's advocate and she really can't understand how I live without pasta and bread.
                      Today she and I went on a shopping spree, which I managed on a bit of smoked salmon, half a cucumber and a machiatto with full fat cream. so she got curious. she summed up lots of foods she likes.
                      she: "can you have this, and this and this. etc..."
                      Me: Nope.
                      She: how can you get by without pasta and bread?
                      me: easy, I eat veggies instead of that stuff.
                      She: I can't imagine eating like that. (in the mean time we are having a full primal dinner.
                      Me: did you like dinner.
                      she: yes, I never thought of buying sweet potatoes. I wouldn't know what to do with them. Also the roast beef I never eat because I don't know how rare they have to be. It was really good, I'm full
                      Me: you are totally primal!

                      - chirp, chirp, chirp- more crickets...

                      She: still can't imagine doing it, this is too much work!!!
                      My story, My thought....

                      It's all about trying to stay healthy!!!!

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                      • Yep, being thin and healthy is too much work!

                        Hauling around 30lbs or more of unnecessary fat everyday is sooo easy!
                        Last edited by PBNewby; 10-14-2013, 05:16 PM.
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                        • Originally posted by athomeontherange View Post
                          must be a yankee.. LOL
                          That's just another word for American, right?
                          Disclaimer: I eat 'meat and vegetables' ala Primal, although I don't agree with the carb curve. I like Perfect Health Diet and WAPF Lactofermentation a lot.

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                          5,000 Cal Fat <> 5,000 Cal Carbs
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                          • Originally posted by magicmerl View Post
                            That's just another word for American, right?
                            No. It is a term used to describe those from the north, generally the New England area, or more historically those on the Union side in the Civil War.

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                            • Yankee is someone north of the Mason- Dixon line. In the deeper South and parts of TX, da*nyankee is a reference to a New Englander.
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                              • Originally posted by canio6 View Post
                                No. It is a term used to describe those from the north, generally the New England area, or more historically those on the Union side in the Civil War.
                                Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                                Yankee is someone north of the Mason- Dixon line. In the deeper South and parts of TX, da*nyankee is a reference to a New Englander.
                                The things you learn.

                                Outside of america I think the terms american and yankee are a little interchangeable....
                                Disclaimer: I eat 'meat and vegetables' ala Primal, although I don't agree with the carb curve. I like Perfect Health Diet and WAPF Lactofermentation a lot.

                                Griff's cholesterol primer
                                5,000 Cal Fat <> 5,000 Cal Carbs
                                Winterbike: What I eat every day is what other people eat to treat themselves.
                                TQP: I find for me that nutrition is much more important than what I do in the gym.
                                bloodorchid is always right

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