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  • Originally posted by canio6 View Post
    *bows to the alter of the almighty pig carcass*
    LoL!!
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    • The gods of pork can suck it. Long live the Almighty Gods of Beef and Bacon!
      Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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      • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
        The gods of pork can suck it. Long live the Almighty Gods of Beef and Bacon!
        !!
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        Currant: 136 lbs
        Goal: 125 lbs
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        • My work cafeteria can be pretty good, but every now and then the "Healthy" option cracks me up. Today it was a baked potato bar. Nothing like a bunch of "healthy" people slathering Cheez Whiz and fake butter that's liquid at room temperature on a potato.

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          • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
            The gods of pork can suck it. Long live the Almighty Gods of Beef and Bacon!
            I prefer the wild gods of venison and moose.
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            • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
              The gods of pork can suck it. Long live the Almighty Gods of Beef and Bacon!
              I'm more ecumenical in my carnivorism. I believe all meats deserve an equal opportunity to be eaten.
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              • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
                I prefer the wild gods of venison and moose.
                mmmmmm
                "If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." Nora Roberts

                Start December 20th 2010: 177 lbs
                Currant: 136 lbs
                Goal: 125 lbs
                11 more lbs to go


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                • Originally posted by Drain Bead View Post
                  My work cafeteria can be pretty good, but every now and then the "Healthy" option cracks me up. Today it was a baked potato bar. Nothing like a bunch of "healthy" people slathering Cheez Whiz and fake butter that's liquid at room temperature on a potato.
                  i think i just threw up a little in my mouth.
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                  • Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
                    i think i just threw up a little in my mouth.
                    Cheez Whiz = aerosol Velveeta. Doesn't get much grosser than that IMO. My husband loves the stuff.

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                    • I have a fond memory of summer camp, and eating cheez whiz on slim jims. That's right, fake cheese on the mechanically separated chicken, sorry excuse for beef jerky snack sticks. I obviously did not have taste buds or something back then. Or maybe it was just because the camp food was SO BAD anything else would taste good, the scrambled eggs were this neon yellow play-doh looking mass. Blech.

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                      • The funny moment is a comparison of my legs and my brother's legs by my mother (they're both SCD, which is slightly better than SAD because the winters occasionally cause fasts and there is more fish).
                        He comes out of the shower in his boxers and earns the nickname chicken legs (the only thin part of him), I jog to the van and my mother gets scared of my calf musculature.
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                        • Originally posted by MountainDew View Post
                          has thou just blasphemed the pork gods?!?!? How dare ye?
                          Love me some pork.

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                          • Not so funny as it is sad, really, really sad.

                            From a person I know that is diabetic and often talks about not being able to eat 'starches' and that she can't use dates or honey ever again because she is diabetic;

                            A sugar free cake mix and sugar free frosting and I am so going to make it and seriously INDULGE tonight after dinner...YUM!!!
                            A Pilsbury SF cake has 29 grams of carbs, their regular cake has 34. WTF is the difference once you chew it up and swallow it? Not a damn thing!
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                            • Nutmeg, you have completely blown my mind. I can only make angry grunting noises and wave my hands around in response to that BS.

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                              • Yeah, the frosting has 16 grams of carbs too. So 29 + 16= 45 carbs for one snack. Sigh.

                                Her response to someone else about it:
                                I can't have the sugar in a regular cake (I'm diabetic) and I can't have aspartame which is in all diet sodas so I have to stay away from most diet drinks (including Crystal Lite and all diet sodas on the market). I wasn't all that concerned about the calories it was only 190 calories for a piece of it and that included having it frosted so I just had it as my evening snack so ti really didn't add any calories to my day.
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