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  • Originally posted by Seaglassgreen View Post
    Practice nursing test question:
    Your patient with heart disease displays adequate knowledge of his new diet when he says he will avoid:
    A)apples
    B)cherries
    C)bananas
    D)avocados

    Arghhhhh
    Uhhh...they're all fruits. LOL wtf CW. srsly...Not wtf as a question...wtf as a statement.

    Nice post.

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    • Isn't avocado pretty much accepted and touted as a "healthy fat" by now?

      Better throw some salsa and fat free cheese on those tostitos lest the guac gives you a heart attack!

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      • Originally posted by magnolia1973 View Post
        Isn't avocado pretty much accepted and touted as a "healthy fat" by now?
        I think I'd try to report the question on that basis alone not to mention the fact that it's just inaccurate and BS (bad science).

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        • Originally posted by Seaglassgreen View Post
          Practice nursing test question:
          Your patient with heart disease displays adequate knowledge of his new diet when he says he will avoid:
          A)apples
          B)cherries
          C)bananas
          D)avocados

          Arghhhhh
          It's cherries right? Because if you accidentally bite on a stone you get a shock, and a shock can upset your system and give you a heart attack... right?

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          • Originally posted by Seaglassgreen View Post
            Practice nursing test question:
            Your patient with heart disease displays adequate knowledge of his new diet when he says he will avoid:
            A)apples
            B)cherries
            C)bananas
            D)avocados

            Arghhhhh
            I am gonna say C, Bananas have too much sugars and everyone knows heart disease is caused by inflammation brought on by too much carbs. right?
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            • Originally posted by athomeontherange View Post
              just an FYI... I put rice in my salt shaker because I live in a humid environment. It helps the salt not to clump.
              It was YOU!
              Disclaimer: I eat 'meat and vegetables' ala Primal, although I don't agree with the carb curve. I like Perfect Health Diet and WAPF Lactofermentation a lot.

              Griff's cholesterol primer
              5,000 Cal Fat <> 5,000 Cal Carbs
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              • Waiting with a friend at Subway today, a girl walks in and after a while she asks,"what does spinach taste like?"

                Are you kidding me?! What does spinach taste like!?


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                • This may be an anti CW moment, but funny no less. The other night I cooked a cow heart (fried in grass fed butter with salt, pepper and garlic powder). At dinner tonight I was eating the leftovers and put a piece on my son and daughters plate. They both ate it and my 6 yr old daughter asked for more. After she had a few bites I told her what it was, her reply was "Do all parts of a cow taste good?"

                  YAY!
                  I find your lack of bacon disturbing.

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                  • Originally posted by CaveBug View Post
                    Waiting with a friend at Subway today, a girl walks in and after a while she asks,"what does spinach taste like?"

                    Are you kidding me?! What does spinach taste like!?


                    Sent from....right behind you....
                    Sort of...like an...intense leafy flavour...?

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                    • Originally posted by magicmerl View Post
                      It was YOU!
                      LOL.. guilty. The only thing rice is good for. Wet phones and salt shakers!
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                      • Coworker: "The chiropractor said I have a really tight hamstring and need to take a couple weeks off from running. I'm not going to, though; I'll get so fat."

                        Me: (So many things wrong in there) "So...why would running keep you thin? And what happens when you end up getting hurt worse and can't run for way longer than two weeks? And guess how much I run per week."

                        Her: "How much?"

                        Me: "I dunno, but it's well under a mile per week."

                        Her: "Yeah, but you're a guy and ripped."

                        Me: "Uh...exactly?"

                        Sent via F-22 Raptor

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                        • Originally posted by athomeontherange View Post
                          just an FYI... I put rice in my salt shaker because I live in a humid environment. It helps the salt not to clump.

                          Exactly.

                          I'll take the rice over the calcium silicate on this one...

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                          • Originally posted by CaveBug View Post
                            Waiting with a friend at Subway today, a girl walks in and after a while she asks,"what does spinach taste like?"
                            It tastes like grass smells.

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                            • I think it's cherries because of clotting.
                              Crohn's, doing SCD

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                              • Originally posted by Knifegill View Post
                                I think it's cherries because of clotting.
                                Ok.. what? LOL How sober are you
                                Karin


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