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  • Originally posted by kathleen View Post
    At the gym the other night, someone had flipped the cooking channel on. Paula Dean was showing people how to make Snicker's bars brownies, where you line the pan with Snicker's bars then put the brownie batter over it. I kept thinking, well, this is why you're overweight, Paula...
    Did she sprinkle diabetes meds overtop?

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    • Originally posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
      Did she sprinkle diabetes meds overtop?
      OMG... how much insulin does one have to inject to cover a 3x3 square of THAT?
      (Cause NOBODY ever cuts it into all the tiny little pieces the recipe says you'll get out of the pan...)
      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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      • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
        OMG... how much insulin does one have to inject to cover a 3x3 square of THAT?
        (Cause NOBODY ever cuts it into all the tiny little pieces the recipe says you'll get out of the pan...)
        no such thing as bite size pieces
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        • Originally posted by athomeontherange View Post
          no such thing as bite size pieces
          Not when you use King Sized Snicker's, at least!
          Stumbled into Primal due to food allergies, and subsequent elimination of non-primal foods.

          Start Gluten-Free/Soy-Free: December 2012; start weight 158lbs, Ladies size 6
          Start Primal: March 2013, start weight 150lbs, Ladies size 6
          Current: 132lbs, Ladies size 2
          F/23/5'9"

          26lbs lost since cutting the crap.

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          • The other day at work someone had put out two bowls--one of some new kind of jellybean and one of like those chocolate Easter egg things. People were literally leaving and then coming back to the jellybeans and practically yelling "OMG THIS TASTES LIKE FRUIT PUNCH HOLY CRAP I CAN'T STOP EATING THEM!" at each other. I just shrugged and ate my 4 huge free-range chicken drumsticks.

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            • I admit... I like BLACK jelly beans. That intense anise flavor is wonderful.
              (Yes, anise. Black jelly beans are NOT licorice flavored.)
              It's even better in Ouzo.
              OPA!

              All the other jelly beans taste horrible.
              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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              • People were excited about fruit punch flavored jelly beans? LOL< too bad they didn't have bacon or steak flavored ones.

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                • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                  I admit... I like BLACK jelly beans. That intense anise flavor is wonderful.
                  (Yes, anise. Black jelly beans are NOT licorice flavored.)
                  It's even better in Ouzo.
                  OPA!
                  OH TRUTH!! Someone brought in some old-fashioned candies to work once, and some of the flavors were anise, lavender, and clove, and most people were like ew, but I was like yum!
                  "Since going primal, I've found that there are very few problems that cannot be solved with butter and/or bacon fat."

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                  • Originally posted by magnolia1973 View Post
                    People were excited about fruit punch flavored jelly beans? LOL< too bad they didn't have bacon or steak flavored ones.
                    Like these?
                    Amazon.com: Accoutrements Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans: Toys & Games

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                    • And that first review is just GOLD:

                      "Never in my life have I eaten a food and then marked it off as a food I would never, ever, ever eat again. Until now. Not only do these jelly beans give bacon a bad name, they give jelly beans a bad name, and quite possibly all other foods even remotely related to jelly beans and/or bacon. These are the outcast 4th cousin of an incestuous relationship between bacon and jellybeans. Imagine eating a jelly bean, then imagine smelling a campfire. Then, imagine smelling a 4 month old dead opossum that was thrown on the campfire. Now, imagine pouring wolf urine on the opossum and then eating it. That almost describes these jelly beans. After eating just one, the smell and taste lingered in my mouth, throat, sinuses, and a haze above my head for far longer than anything should linger."
                      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                      • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                        And that first review is just GOLD:

                        "Never in my life have I eaten a food and then marked it off as a food I would never, ever, ever eat again. Until now. Not only do these jelly beans give bacon a bad name, they give jelly beans a bad name, and quite possibly all other foods even remotely related to jelly beans and/or bacon. These are the outcast 4th cousin of an incestuous relationship between bacon and jellybeans. Imagine eating a jelly bean, then imagine smelling a campfire. Then, imagine smelling a 4 month old dead opossum that was thrown on the campfire. Now, imagine pouring wolf urine on the opossum and then eating it. That almost describes these jelly beans. After eating just one, the smell and taste lingered in my mouth, throat, sinuses, and a haze above my head for far longer than anything should linger."
                        That is freaking hilarious.
                        High Weight: 225
                        Weight at start of Primal: 189
                        Current Weight: 174
                        Goal Weight: 130

                        Primal Start Date: 11/26/2012

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                        • My neighbor wants to lose weight. So she asked me what I have done. I tell her, eliminate wheat, most sugar, processed foods and vegetable oils. etc. So she comments that is too much work, she'll just eat brussel sprouts and salmon for 2 weeks, then eat normal. She is addicted to McDonalds and I commented that a month of eating clean will make McDonalds taste like crap.

                          Why not just eat a variety of fruit, meats and vegetables?

                          Then we got onto working out and she can't lift weights because it will make her HUGE. Ummm, broad shoulders make your waist look small, as does a nice ass.

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                          • Originally posted by Corvidae View Post
                            OH TRUTH!! Someone brought in some old-fashioned candies to work once, and some of the flavors were anise, lavender, and clove, and most people were like ew, but I was like yum!
                            I love me some Ricard. Anise flavored liquor that turns white when you add water to it.
                            mmmm!
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                            Starting Weight: 82kg (180 lbs) - Lost 30 lbs since going Primal!

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                            • Originally posted by magnolia1973 View Post
                              My neighbor wants to lose weight....She is addicted to McDonalds and I commented that a month of eating clean will make McDonalds taste like crap.
                              Why not tell her about the documentary 'Fathead'? He lost, I think it was 14 pounds, eating fast food for a month. Sure, it is not primal, but it talks about getting refined carbs out of your diet. And it might be a good start for her. It is what got me back to low-carb after a hiatus, and from thence to primal.

                              Primal is great, but if she won't do it(now) she won't do it. This might be something she WOULD do.

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                              • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                                And that first review is just GOLD:

                                "Never in my life have I eaten a food and then marked it off as a food I would never, ever, ever eat again. Until now. Not only do these jelly beans give bacon a bad name, they give jelly beans a bad name, and quite possibly all other foods even remotely related to jelly beans and/or bacon. These are the outcast 4th cousin of an incestuous relationship between bacon and jellybeans. Imagine eating a jelly bean, then imagine smelling a campfire. Then, imagine smelling a 4 month old dead opossum that was thrown on the campfire. Now, imagine pouring wolf urine on the opossum and then eating it. That almost describes these jelly beans. After eating just one, the smell and taste lingered in my mouth, throat, sinuses, and a haze above my head for far longer than anything should linger."
                                adding smoke flavor to everything under the sun does not make it taste like bacon, it just makes it taste like ass, as this comment attests... now if they put ACTUAL bacon into those jelly beans they might actually taste ok;

                                by the way, Denny's Restaurant currently is having "Baconalia" - many bacon-themed menu selections. The French toast whatever isn't so great, but the maple bacon milkshake is actually very good - with actual bacon in it. Some of the offerings are also nearly primal (omelet I think).
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