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  • Originally posted by Corvidae View Post
    I!!!! KNOW!!!!!! WHO EATS THEM!?? WHO????? EATS????????? THEM!!!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!
    Guilty here ... I love the sweet ones. Will take them over the dill any day! There's also a sweet relish that I found at the local grocery store that I'm in LOVE with. Ingredients are actually fairly good, which is how i first discovered them.

    Anyway,

    Had my own CW moment just now, as I was making my breakfast for tomorrow of fried rice. (rice/eggs) My roommate comes up to me as he's making his dinner and stares at the 4 eggs I have set out.

    RM: Are you eating all those?
    Me: Yes.
    RM: All 4? With the yolks, or throwing them out?
    Me: Nope, they'll be going in as well. That's what this little bowl is for! (I heat them separately and lightly)
    RM: Wow. *Stares longingly at the eggs* Eggs are like my vice.
    Me: Well, they're good for you! (Fully knowing where this is going)
    RM: Me too, but I can only have one.
    Me: Yeah?
    RM: I mean, they have 60% of your daily cholesterol! *chuckle*
    Me: Ah right.


    (I'm also trying to convince my 2nd roommate that eggs aren't bad for you and dietary cholesterol doesn't cause high cholesterol ... he's worried about his as it's "high" and is doing all the things that make me cry inside, like smart balance spread. After I told him, yes, i'm sure, and I eat 4 daily myself, it's making him go 'hmm')

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    • sweet gerkins diced in tuna, bread and butter chips by ham, turkey deli meats, dills on burger patties

      Originally posted by Cierra
      If you want a good BBQ sauce that you can make yourself, use tomato paste, roasted garlic, jalapeņos, molasses/honey; cayenne, lemon juice or lime juice, and throw a smoked ham hock in there for smokiness. I think I'm forgetting something but that's the just of it.
      making a note of this
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Originally posted by Corvidae View Post
        Whoah, that sounds awesome, do you have a recipe for sauerkraut with pork/pork fat?
        Basically put only sauerkraut with little pork or fat in a pot and bake in the oven about 1 hour. More the fat the better. Actually it is really simple, but I manage to mess them up every time (really do not know how) that's why I would love to buy some at grocery store all ready in the jar. But they are all too sweet. My mother in law makes it really good though

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        • Originally posted by magnolia1973 View Post
          Then you'd be making people healthy and working yourself out of a job.
          Must stop reading and comment here...I started reading this thread about a week ago...I am on pg 414 of 633...and I will be sad when it ends! On a daily basis I have several *facepalm* moments with patients (I am a DC) and not 5 minutes ago I had a patient tell me, almost word for word the above quote. If she would cut out her bread and crackers (but they are whole wheat!), she would feel so much better, then she wouldn't need to come see me as much! And "how could she ever live without her wheat thins"! Tried to explain...my ultimate goal here is that you feel GOOD! If she feels good she will send more people...Oh.... I am so glad it is Friday...

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          • Originally posted by Spubba View Post
            Yeah, but they would take chickens for payment after putting the leeches to you! Now that's health care, baby!
            Wow! 2 posts from me in 1 day! I don't do leeches....but We do trade out for fresh organic chickens, eggs, grass feed beef in our office! And I have a hog farmer/patient that will not use "poisons" on/in our hog! Yes...I love living in a small Ks town!

            Also..kind of a CW moment...last guy just left, he has an acute upper resp infection, has been sick since the end of Jan. Funny, or not, that's the same time his wife put him on a diet, yep you guessed it low fat, CW crap....and he is double mad cause he also get his flu shot this year. 2 *facepalms* with one comment.....AAHHHH!!!!! I had no words for him....just gonna be one of those Fridays.....

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            • Originally posted by Nivanthe View Post
              Guilty here ... I love the sweet ones. Will take them over the dill any day! There's also a sweet relish that I found at the local grocery store that I'm in LOVE with. Ingredients are actually fairly good, which is how i first discovered them.

              Anyway,

              Had my own CW moment just now, as I was making my breakfast for tomorrow of fried rice. (rice/eggs) My roommate comes up to me as he's making his dinner and stares at the 4 eggs I have set out.

              RM: Are you eating all those?
              Me: Yes.
              RM: All 4? With the yolks, or throwing them out?
              Me: Nope, they'll be going in as well. That's what this little bowl is for! (I heat them separately and lightly)
              RM: Wow. *Stares longingly at the eggs* Eggs are like my vice.
              Me: Well, they're good for you! (Fully knowing where this is going)
              RM: Me too, but I can only have one.
              Me: Yeah?
              RM: I mean, they have 60% of your daily cholesterol! *chuckle*
              Me: Ah right.


              (I'm also trying to convince my 2nd roommate that eggs aren't bad for you and dietary cholesterol doesn't cause high cholesterol ... he's worried about his as it's "high" and is doing all the things that make me cry inside, like smart balance spread. After I told him, yes, i'm sure, and I eat 4 daily myself, it's making him go 'hmm')
              Ah, eggs.

              My dad (who is on cholesterol pills and is oh-so-scared of the way I eat) gives me so much crap when he sees me eating omelets made with 5-8 whole eggs in coconut oil. He (and a lot of other folks, including some friends my own age) like to imply that the fact that I have a have a 20-year-old metabolism is the only reason I can eat so much of that arterycloggingsaturatedfat and cholesterol.

              I've tried to make it clear that I know what I'm doing. They've all seen me go from over 330 pounds to a relatively muscular 210 (lost 100 pounds from conventional wisdom/low kcals/cardio, leaned out when implementing info from Mark and this forum).

              But nope. All my hard work and logical choices can be explained by 'magic metabolism'.

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              • Originally posted by JamesTheIdolStevens View Post
                Ah, eggs.

                My dad (who is on cholesterol pills and is oh-so-scared of the way I eat) gives me so much crap when he sees me eating omelets made with 5-8 whole eggs in coconut oil. He (and a lot of other folks, including some friends my own age) like to imply that the fact that I have a have a 20-year-old metabolism is the only reason I can eat so much of that arterycloggingsaturatedfat and cholesterol.

                I've tried to make it clear that I know what I'm doing. They've all seen me go from over 330 pounds to a relatively muscular 210 (lost 100 pounds from conventional wisdom/low kcals/cardio, leaned out when implementing info from Mark and this forum).

                But nope. All my hard work and logical choices can be explained by 'magic metabolism'.
                Parents are so frustrating. My Mum had a minor stroke. Of course the doctors were quick to blame fat for the stroke and informed her not to eat any fat. Even though she didn't exactly eat loads of fat anyway. But they are happily using a butter substitute cos apparently that is allowed by the doctor so its great (they never used butter really anyway and always had some minging spread but I think the doctor has managed to convince them that they were eating tonnes of the stuff). I've told them the whole sorry tale of how margarine is made and I lent my Dad "the great Cholesterol Con". He believed it but said that they still feel they had better follow what the doctors say. My Mum is terrified of my high fat diet. Even though it blatantly works they will only acknowledge that exercise is responsible - never diet.

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                • UGH... someone on my FB feed is posting PAMPERED CHEF recipes, which even when I was not primal I found to be nasty (lets put ranch dressing, and processed cheese on a can of pillsbury dough and call it pizza.

                  This morning they posted this:
                  You can't go wrong with a salad with this name, yum!

                  Snickers Caramel Apple Salad

                  6 regular size Snickers Candy Bar
                  6 apples I used Red Delicious... Granny Smith would also be great
                  1 (5 oz.) package Vanilla Instant Pudding dry, do not prepare
                  1/2 cup milk
                  1 (12 oz.) tub cool whip
                  1/2 cup caramel ice cream topping

                  Whisk vanilla pudding packet, 1/2 cup milk and cool whip together until well combined.
                  Chop up apples and Snickers.
                  Stir chopped apples and Snickers into pudding mixture.
                  Place in a large bowl and drizzle with caramel ice cream topping.
                  Chill for at least 1 hour before serving.

                  It made my eggs come back up. Poor apples. What did they do to deserve a chemical bath? I posted that it was disgusting. People are addicted to crap.

                  http://maggiesfeast.wordpress.com/
                  Check out my blog. Hope to share lots of great recipes and ideas!

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                  • ^^made my teeth hurt reading the recipe
                    Karin


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                    • That just sounds disgusting. I (used to) like Snickers, I like apples. The rest just sounds nasty.

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                      • That is gross! You want apples and chocolate get some nice organic dark chocolate and juicy red delicious organic apple. Why would someone need more?
                        You know all those things you wanted to do: You should go do them.

                        Age 48
                        height 5'3
                        SW 215 lbs
                        CW 180 lbs (whole foods/primal eating)
                        LW 172 lbs
                        GW 125ish lbs

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                        • LOL, the comments were all a bunch of women orgasming about how good that sounded.

                          I may go ahead and make up a fat free version of it for laughs and post the recipe. !!!111!!! ****fat free****!!!11!!!!11

                          The funy thing is I bet they'd find my mom's waldorf salad too "high in fat" (apples, walnuts, celery, grapes, heavy whipped cream).

                          http://maggiesfeast.wordpress.com/
                          Check out my blog. Hope to share lots of great recipes and ideas!

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                          • dont forget the EXTRA fiber in that FF recipe!
                            Karin


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                            What am I doing? Depends on the day.

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                            • Originally posted by magnolia1973 View Post

                              The funy thing is I bet they'd find my mom's waldorf salad too "high in fat" (apples, walnuts, celery, grapes, heavy whipped cream).
                              hold the nuts and it would be perfect for me, otherwise its just death salad. lol
                              Karin


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                              • Originally posted by magnolia1973 View Post
                                UGH... someone on my FB feed is posting PAMPERED CHEF recipes,

                                Snickers Caramel Apple Salad

                                6 regular size Snickers Candy Bar
                                6 apples I used Red Delicious... Granny Smith would also be great
                                1 (5 oz.) package Vanilla Instant Pudding dry, do not prepare
                                1/2 cup milk
                                1 (12 oz.) tub cool whip
                                1/2 cup caramel ice cream topping.
                                Thats...Thats just Sacrilege!
                                Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

                                http://primaldog.blogspot.co.uk/

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