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  • Originally posted by honeybuns View Post
    No calories in alcohol, though.


    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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    • Originally posted by Twibble View Post
      However, P90x is freaking masochistic by itself. To combine it with more calisthenics/cardio is just insane to me.
      Huh. I really enjoy doing P90X and don't find it masochistic at all. I end up having more energy and on the weekends add long hikes or go backcountry snowmobiling and P90X just seems to make all my other activities that much easier.
      High Weight: 225
      Weight at start of Primal: 189
      Current Weight: 174
      Goal Weight: 130

      Primal Start Date: 11/26/2012

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      • Originally posted by EagleRiverDee View Post
        Huh. I really enjoy doing P90X and don't find it masochistic at all. I end up having more energy and on the weekends add long hikes or go backcountry snowmobiling and P90X just seems to make all my other activities that much easier.
        OK, for someone who isn't already in pretty good shape, it's masochistic. That's the only exercise I've done that almost immediately made my joints start hurting and suck the energy out of me.
        Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

        If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

        Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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        • Originally posted by Twibble View Post
          OK, for someone who isn't already in pretty good shape, it's masochistic. That's the only exercise I've done that almost immediately made my joints start hurting and suck the energy out of me.
          That was nice of you- did you see my picture and my stats? I'm fat.

          I know what you mean, though. P90X is not for everyone. The one that did me in was Insanity- I ended up with all kinds of problems with my knees after doing several weeks of Insanity. It was just too high impact. P90X seems to be compatible with my body type, though.
          High Weight: 225
          Weight at start of Primal: 189
          Current Weight: 174
          Goal Weight: 130

          Primal Start Date: 11/26/2012

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          • That actually explains my rotator cuff injury very well.
            My chocolatey Primal journey

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            • Originally posted by Diana Renata View Post
              Crystal W. - My mother does things like that. Drives me CRAZY!


              I went to visit my parents yesterday. My mom made these cute tiny sandwiches for my dad and I. She knows I don't eat bread. So, she brings out the dish. I told her "Thank you but I don't eat bread." to which she replies "But it's 5-grain." *forehead slap* Then she gets mad when I turn it down still. She's always doing stuff like that. I guess she doesn't think I'm serious when I say "I don't eat ________."
              I have this same situation constantly at my in-laws.

              They all say: ooooh let's get pizza for dinner!
              I say: that's fine - I'll just make a salad for myself.
              They say: how about we get thin crust? Then you can eat it, right?
              I say: Whaaaa?!
              "Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."

              "Nothing will work unless you do."

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              • Woman in the check out ahead of me... Piles of bread, pastries, wheat wraps, several cakes, toaster poptart thingies, sausage rolls, english muffins, butteries.... & 1 pack of gluten free sausages
                Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

                http://primaldog.blogspot.co.uk/

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                • Originally posted by DinoHunter View Post
                  Woman in the check out ahead of me... Piles of bread, pastries, wheat wraps, several cakes, toaster poptart thingies, sausage rolls, english muffins, butteries.... & 1 pack of gluten free sausages
                  My sister's family eats like that, although not nearly as bad. I have an autistic nephew so he gets the gluten free garbage and everybody else gets the regular garbage. I'd love to see them go Paleo, but I don't think it's ever going to happen.
                  I wish I liked to eat liver.

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                  • I babysit a lot, and most parents are sweet enough to either let me raid their fridge while I'm there, or even buy stuff for me to eat. Thing is, it's almost always pizza. I guess that's what college kids are supposed to eat. I finally spoke up to one mom about my lactose intolerance and gluten sensitivity. I thanked her for the thought and said I'd probably just bring my own food for extended nanny stays since I can't have dairy or wheat and I don't want her to go out of her way to buy me food. Her response: "so what CAN you eat??" I told her meat, veggies, fruit, etc, and she looked at me with such pity, it almost made me laugh. She really felt sorry for me. (I had about 7 bacon-wrapped scallops in butter, and roasted root vegetables for dinner that night. Super pitiful, I know.) It was like that scene in "This Is 40" where the Ayurveda pediatrician tells them their daughter shouldn't eat wheat or dairy, and Paul Rudd is like, "what else is there? Everything is wheat and dairy!"

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                    • Originally posted by DinoHunter View Post
                      Woman in the check out ahead of me... Piles of bread, pastries, wheat wraps, several cakes, toaster poptart thingies, sausage rolls, english muffins, butteries.... & 1 pack of gluten free sausages
                      had to LOL at this and share with my mom!
                      Karin


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                      • Not to be too straightforward, but... Since companies have started slapping "gluten free" on products that have never had gluten to cash in on suck...I mean, to benefit from the buzz surrounding gluten-free diets right now, the presence of "gluten free" sausage in a persons cart probably says more about the sausage maker than the shopper. Now if it was gluten free bread that would be funny.

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                        • Originally posted by Him View Post
                          Not to be too straightforward, but... Since companies have started slapping "gluten free" on products that have never had gluten to cash in on suck...I mean, to benefit from the buzz surrounding gluten-free diets right now, the presence of "gluten free" sausage in a persons cart probably says more about the sausage maker than the shopper. Now if it was gluten free bread that would be funny.
                          Gluten free sausages arnt the norm here, they put wheat rusk in all the sausages as standard... Exspecially the cheap"guess the pig parts" sausage
                          Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

                          http://primaldog.blogspot.co.uk/

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                          • (I explain that I am steadily losing 2 lbs a week)
                            Friend: "Reducing carbs and stuff works, but you'll gain it all back when you go back to eating normally."
                            Me: "That's true of any diet, though -- even WW. If you go back to eating what you ate before, you'll gain weight."
                            Friend (shocked): "So you're going to do this forever?!"

                            I've been eating bacon and eggs for lunch every day, mind you. Yeah, I'm really suffering.

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                            • Dudes had a houseparty yesterday. Good times. A bit of a cheat with some "battery-acid" quality cider. I didn't go for the cake, pizza or other junk food, and people didn't push any on me as it's generally accepted that "stabbing feelings in the gut" are NOT worth it for anyone's cake, no matter how "yummy" it is.

                              There WAS, however, some creme-fraiche. Everyone had some cake, some wine/cider/brandy... Despite there being over 9 people there at that point, only 100g of creme-fraiche had gone. I asked if I could have some. Owner said yea. Being tipsy, I proceeded to eat out the tub. Friend complained about germs, so I said I'd keep it for myself and pay her back. Apparently, everyone else thought it was "gross" that I'd eat it plain anyways. The stuff's damn delicious, in my mind. And all the females looked at me like I was about to suddenly grow fat before their eyes. To note: despite my muscle and everyone else's general lack thereof, I STILL had the smallest waist in the room and the only people with more muscled arms than me were my boyfriend and three of the other males.
                              People should get used to eating cream out the tub, in my opinion. Om, nom, nom.
                              --
                              Perfection is entirely individual. Any philosophy or pursuit that encourages individuality has merit in that it frees people. Any that encourages shackles only has merit in that it shows you how wrong and desperate the human mind can get in its pursuit of truth.

                              --
                              I get blunter and more narcissistic by the day.
                              I'd apologize, but...

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                              • Originally posted by Kochin View Post
                                Dudes had a houseparty yesterday. Good times. A bit of a cheat with some "battery-acid" quality cider. I didn't go for the cake, pizza or other junk food, and people didn't push any on me as it's generally accepted that "stabbing feelings in the gut" are NOT worth it for anyone's cake, no matter how "yummy" it is.

                                There WAS, however, some creme-fraiche. Everyone had some cake, some wine/cider/brandy... Despite there being over 9 people there at that point, only 100g of creme-fraiche had gone. I asked if I could have some. Owner said yea. Being tipsy, I proceeded to eat out the tub. Friend complained about germs, so I said I'd keep it for myself and pay her back. Apparently, everyone else thought it was "gross" that I'd eat it plain anyways. The stuff's damn delicious, in my mind. And all the females looked at me like I was about to suddenly grow fat before their eyes. To note: despite my muscle and everyone else's general lack thereof, I STILL had the smallest waist in the room and the only people with more muscled arms than me were my boyfriend and three of the other males.
                                People should get used to eating cream out the tub, in my opinion. Om, nom, nom.
                                Ha ha love it. i had a dessert 'forced' on me last night (my nan ordered a dessert not knowing she would have a special 85th birthday dessert from the restaurant), anyway once i was done i just poured out the rest of the cream jug into my bowl and finished it in front of everyone. I bet i weighed the least out of the 8 people there

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