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  • Anyone who tries to take my cherries (no, not like that, get your head out of the gutter), apples, and squash away can rot in hell.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    • Unbelievably I hadn't eaten a fresh cherry in my life until July this year. I've given up fruit for a while and your post has me dreaming about them!
      Last edited by smilingjustalittlebit; 09-12-2012, 08:40 AM.
      Do what you love and do it often. If you don't like something, change it. if you don't like your job, quit. If you don't have enough time, stop watching tv. If you are looking for the love of your life, stop, they will be waiting for you when you start doing the things you love. Stop over analyzing, life is simple. When you eat, appreciate every last bite. Some opportunities only come once, seize them.

      https://www.facebook.com/ForgedFromFat

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      • The thread I'm involved in gets better and better. Try this one for size!

        When I'm on a healthy eating phase my day of eating looks something like this:

        Breakfast - Bowl of Syrup porridge with semi-skimmed milk

        Lunch - Toast n' Beans with 50/50 bread (thick) and half a tin of WW beans

        Dinner - Wholewheat pasta, chicken and a tomato based sauce

        Snacks - a Curly Wurly with my dinner and a cereal bar with my lunch.

        There are clearly lots of carbs in that diet, yet I can still lose 5lbs in a week even if I'm not exercising. That's me as a standard 6'2, 13 stone 37 year old.

        You'd lose even more if you were a fatty, so I don't understand why everyone is so anti carbs these days.


        Healthy eating phase
        Do what you love and do it often. If you don't like something, change it. if you don't like your job, quit. If you don't have enough time, stop watching tv. If you are looking for the love of your life, stop, they will be waiting for you when you start doing the things you love. Stop over analyzing, life is simple. When you eat, appreciate every last bite. Some opportunities only come once, seize them.

        https://www.facebook.com/ForgedFromFat

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        • Originally posted by smilingjustalittlebit View Post
          The thread I'm involved in gets better and better. Try this one for size!

          [I]half a tin of WW beans

          There are clearly lots of carbs in that diet, yet I can still lose 5lbs in a week even if I'm not exercising. That's me as a standard 6'2, 13 stone 37 year old.
          *snort* umm... first... is that WEIGHT WATCHERS beans!? WTF!? that alone is a *facepalm*
          and yes, you can lose weight with lots of carbs when you eat such a small amount of food and starve your body of protein/fat (I would be SO HUNGRY with that food in a day, and I'm nearly a foot shorter)... "healthy eating phase" my @$$!

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          • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
            Anyone who tries to take my cherries (no, not like that, get your head out of the gutter)
            May I at least keep my face in your gutter?
            In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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            • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
              May I at least keep my face in your gutter?
              You'll hafta find it first.
              Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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              • Originally posted by PrimalMama View Post
                *snort* umm... first... is that WEIGHT WATCHERS beans!? WTF!? that alone is a *facepalm*
                and yes, you can lose weight with lots of carbs when you eat such a small amount of food and starve your body of protein/fat (I would be SO HUNGRY with that food in a day, and I'm nearly a foot shorter)... "healthy eating phase" my @$$!
                He then told me that his healthy diet keeps his bodyfat really low. How low I asked?

                20% was his response. At this point, I gracefully took my leave, never to discuss nutrition with this man again.
                Do what you love and do it often. If you don't like something, change it. if you don't like your job, quit. If you don't have enough time, stop watching tv. If you are looking for the love of your life, stop, they will be waiting for you when you start doing the things you love. Stop over analyzing, life is simple. When you eat, appreciate every last bite. Some opportunities only come once, seize them.

                https://www.facebook.com/ForgedFromFat

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                • I just a "head...meet desk" moment. One of my teachers came in for stomach pain and she wanted me to take her temp to see if it was her IBS or another bladder infection. We decided it was IBS...but she had to run b/c she only had 5 minutes to drink her Slim Fast for lunch. I think I might know what is wrecking havoc with your GI system, dear...

                  I need to start a whole food campaign here...*sigh
                  It's just another day in paradise
                  As you stumble to your bed
                  You'd give anything to silence
                  Those voices ringing in your head
                  You thought you could find happiness
                  Just over that green hill
                  You thought you would be satisfied
                  But you never will-
                  Learn to be still
                  -The Eagles

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                  • Was watching football with friends at a bar and just ordered an iced tea while all my buddies were pounding down burritos and nachos and pizza and pitchers of beer (ok, I had a little beer later). The (heavy) waitress asked why I wasn't eating, and I told her I had just had a massive breakfast and wasn't hungry yet. She was trying to make conversation I guess:

                    Waitress (should I call her a "server"? Screw it. Waitress): "oh, what did you have?"
                    Me: "I made a huge 5-egg omelette with veggies and some chicken, and probably close to a half pound of bacon, all of it cooked in butter."
                    Waitress: "Bacon? (eye roll) Yeah, that's healthy."

                    I thought about showing her my raging 6-pack and asking her to show me her stomach (ugh), but decided against it...

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                    • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                      You'll hafta find it first.
                      It might help if you get a brazilian.
                      In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                      • I just had a funny one!

                        Me: *walks into the living room holding a glass of iced tea*

                        Dad: Oh, is that iced tea?

                        Me: Yep. *sips*

                        Dad: Just make sure you fill up the fridge.

                        Me: ... *does not compute* What?

                        Dad: That's iced tea from the fridge?

                        Me: Um... no. It's tea. With ice in.

                        Dad: Oh, that's no good!

                        Me: *sniggers*
                        Out of context quote for the day:

                        Clearly Gorbag is so awesome he should be cloned, reproducing in the normal manner would only dilute his awesomeness. - Urban Forager

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                        • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
                          It might help if you get a brazilian.
                          I'm not importing some schmuck from Brazil to act as a Sherpa for you!
                          Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                          • HAHAHA!
                            I love it !

                            Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                            I'm not importing some schmuck from Brazil to act as a Sherpa for you!
                            "You can always do more than you think you can !" Sensei Scash

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                            • Originally posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
                              I thought about showing her my raging 6-pack and asking her to show me her stomach (ugh), but decided against it...

                              I haven't lifted my shirt yet, but I've been tempted lately, many times, with all the C/W people at work giving me their dietary advice, while their bellies hang over their belts.

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                              • Originally posted by KV8R View Post
                                I haven't lifted my shirt yet, but I've been tempted lately, many times, with all the C/W people at work giving me their dietary advice, while their bellies hang over their belts.
                                I'm just gonna start tearing my shirt off in public when stuff like this comes up and be all "LOOK WHAT BACON DOES TO YOU!"

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