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  • Celery is the devil's spine.

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    • and tastes like the devil's butt
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Souds like the Devil owes you a favor now!
        Crohn's, doing SCD

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        • *badum tiss!*

          if only
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • Oh, how u speak of my beloved celery. I adore the stuff, well, if it's stuffed with PB, cream cheese, etc.

            Health Benefit Of Celery - Celery Benefits - Calories In Celery - Goodness Of Celery

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            • Originally posted by MissJecka View Post
              My vegan friend told me that I get mosquito bites because I eat animal products. She continued to say how because she is vegan that she doesn't get mosquito bites anymore.

              However, she gets sunburned extremely easily, gets B vitamin shots regularly, and has rosacea on her face.
              Your vegan friend doesn't understand biology. Mosquitoes are drawn to a chemical we and birds exude:

              Scientists Identify Key Smell that Attracts Mosquitoes to Humans - US News and World Report


              Some people are "smellier" than others. I am a person who could walk in a state devoid of mosquitoes and all of them would find me... and eat me alive.... and I was a vegan for 17 years.
              The eyes of all hope in thee, O Lord: and thou givest them meat in due season.
              Psalms 144:15

              Annie Sires

              Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought.
              Pope John Paul II

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              • Something I found about going primal, I don't wake up when bitten. I sleep through it, not itchy like old times
                Everything is bad for something - How do you feel today?

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                • I'm pregnant and I've been bit by more bugs the past 5 months than ever in my life. I think it has something to do with my excess blood volume and ejection fracture, etc. Either way, it sucks. Sometimes I go outside, look down at my legs, and there are 4-5 mosquito's on me. Also, I've been bitten by 3 spiders too, something I managed to avoid my entire life until now.

                  My vegan friends have said that mosquito theory numerous times, but they get bit. It's like they preach it, believe it, but it's literally biting them in the ass.
                  Proud Bangmaid since August 2009

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                  • Originally posted by chumbert View Post
                    OK, now I am CRAVING Chicken Tikka Masala..... dang that sounds good right now!
                    As an Indian, let me assure you that there is no great difficulty in making that dish. Break the buffet monopoly and make your own!

                    chicken tikka masala - YouTube

                    Sanjay also other amazing stuff online. My favourite YT Indian cookery channel.

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                    • Originally posted by Xisiqomelir View Post
                      As an Indian, let me assure you that there is no great difficulty in making that dish. Break the buffet monopoly and make your own!

                      chicken tikka masala - YouTube

                      Sanjay also other amazing stuff online. My favourite YT Indian cookery channel.
                      Man, I have seen his video for barvan dum aloo and I think I legitimately mouthgasm'd.

                      _-J o u r n a l_--------- ---- ---- --- --- -- -- -

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                      • Originally posted by Danielfire View Post
                        Celery is the devil's spine.
                        More like the devil's baculum.
                        In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                        • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
                          More like the devil's baculum.
                          Scott Bakula? Wait..

                          *looks it up*

                          ...Eh, same thing.

                          _-J o u r n a l_--------- ---- ---- --- --- -- -- -

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                          • Originally posted by gravyboat View Post
                            scott bakula? Wait..

                            *looks it up*

                            ...eh, same thing.
                            lmao
                            "The mountains are calling and I must go."
                            --John Muir


                            "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
                            --Tommy Caldwell


                            ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
                            --Hyperlithic

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                              • the devil thing is the reason I'm posting this. My husband woke up with this euphemism for pooping leftover from his dreams:
                                "Pushing the devil out the back door." I was thoroughly amused.

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