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  • Originally posted by Jenny View Post
    A smell? Argh, I have no sense of smell -- let's go with the tattoo plan.

    How about olestra? It's in "light" potato and nacho chips, it rips fat-soluble vitamins (A, D, E, and K) right out of your body, and it also can cause anal leakage like Alli does:
    The Problems With Olestra ~ Center for Science in the Public Interest

    Hmm, I suppose this thread has strayed somewhat from the "Funny" part of CW. Unless anal leakage is funny. Maybe it is.
    It's funny when it happens to someone else?
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    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - my daughter Age 7

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    • Snacking on vegetables is weird enough for looks? I mean sure, most people would snack on a bag of chips or something, but is a veggie snack THAT weird?


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      • I don't think it was that it was veggies, I think it was that it was steamed veggies. It may have been that it was veggies, though, this is a rather backwater little town.
        Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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        • lol@tasticles.
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          • A co-worker stated the night before that she was going to have hamburgers for dinner... Then she changed it to chicken breasts over whole-wheat alfredo...

            I asked why the change.... her responce = "Well I remembered I had meatloaf last wednesday and I really try to only have red meat once a month. I knew I should have made that meatloaf with ground turkey..."
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            • I think I'd go crazy if I could only eat red meat once a month - life without burgers is no life at all.
              Also, I love how cw tells you that pasta makes you fat, but apparently everything changes when it's whole-wheat pasta. What's so great about pasta, anyway? Even when I ate a bowl of it every day, I was just using it as a vehicle for sauce and cheese - the pasta itself is just boring filler.

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              • Originally posted by Enamel View Post
                Even when I ate a bowl of it every day, I was just using it as a vehicle for sauce and cheese - the pasta itself is just boring filler.
                I totally agree. When people tell me they love pasta I tell them (or think to myslef, depending on who it is) "No you don't. You love the meat/butter/cream/cheese that is poured all over the pasta. Why don't you just eat the topping and skip the pasta?"

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                • Even when I was still eating grains I would mix 1/2 ounce of pasta in a stirfry and top it with sauce.
                  MTA: because it is rare I dont have more to say

                  "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - my daughter Age 7

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                  • Visiting with SIL past weekend, listening to her bitch about her weight. "I'm working out like crazy and can't lose anything" I suggest going grain/milk-free for a few weeks (trying not to get on PB topic-AGAIN-with her). She whines to me she doesn't eat bread, only crackers and tortillas. "Whole-wheat organic crackers and whole-wheat organic tortillas are not as thick and heavy as bread"
                    OH, OK!
                    This conversation taking place after her downing her normal six pack of Duck-Rabbit beer. (yes, I had a swig or two, dang it's good)
                    I learned a valuable lesson with the first steer I sent to slaughter. I should have named him Hamburger and not Snookers.

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                    • Originally posted by Monty View Post
                      My wife just told me that a friend's mother wants to try the Ally, or Alley diet...not exactly sure how to pronounce it.
                      Somehow my first thought on reading this was something along the lines of Ally McBeal diet... I assume that would be something like drinking a gallon of water, eating half a potato and then complaining how fat you feel/look with all those calories.

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                      • Overheard on the escalator at work this morning:

                        "...I eat healthy, I put granola in my yogurt every morning...and corn is like my favourite vegetable, I eat it all the time. Did you know in some countries they don't eat corn at all? They say 'it's just for the animals.' How crazy is that?"

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                        • edit for privacy
                          Last edited by kmacphee; 10-27-2011, 12:05 PM.

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                          • Originally posted by yodiewan View Post
                            "No you don't. You love the meat/butter/cream/cheese that is poured all over the pasta. Why don't you just eat the topping and skip the pasta?"
                            Speaking as someone who happily downed endless bowls of white rice and plain pasta... it is possible to actually love it by itself. Or with salt. And yes, sometimes I would eat the topping (salt) and skip the pasta.

                            I'm sure you're right in the vast majority of cases, though!
                            "Trust me, you will soon enter a magical land full of delicious steakflowers, with butterbacons fluttering around over the extremely rompable grass and hillsides."

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                            • I stand corrected! Thanks for enlightening me. Lately I've been learning more and more that things that I "know" to be true are sometimes not. It helps me be less judgemental and think things through more analytically.

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                              • I'm eating a burger with bacon and green chiles over a salad of spring greens, toms, roasted red peppers, and cukes, all dressed with pico de gallo. A good friend of mine is sitting next to me eating a plain hamburger (bun meat bun) and french fries.
                                He looks over at my salad and goes "How can you stand to eat that much vegetation, especially with a burger?" I've never seen him eat anything that could be called a vegetable.
                                I look at him. "How can YOU not?"
                                Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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