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  • A fun video courtesy of everydayhealth.com reminding us what we should be eating to manage diabetes and prevent heart disease, cancer and aging.

    Spoiler: Involves Corn Chex!

    The Best Breakfast Cereals for Weight Loss - Diet and Nutrition Center - Everyday Health

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    • Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
      One copy and pasted x and the delete key = I made a *thoughtful pause*
      Sorry, I'm bored.
      HA, but no, yeah, true story, finding ways to randomly tie biology topics back to sex and/or alcohol is a great way to keep students engaged. Should only be attempted with college students, though
      "Since going primal, I've found that there are very few problems that cannot be solved with butter and/or bacon fat."

      My amusing take on paleo-blogging: http://whatshouldwecallpaleolife.tumblr.com/

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      • Originally posted by Corvidae View Post
        HA, but no, yeah, true story, finding ways to randomly tie biology topics back to sex and/or alcohol is a great way to keep students engaged. Should only be attempted with college students, though
        One of the alternative study method books I read says that you recall 98% of information learned during orgasm.
        Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

        If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

        Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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        • Originally posted by Twibble View Post
          One of the alternative study method books I read says that you recall 98% of information learned during orgasm.
          So we should watch educational porn? I think katie morgan had something on that. Or rather it had something on her.
          In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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          • Originally posted by Davi54rOv
            go on a low fat diet.


            NO!

            Wait, wasn't Davi54rOv a character in Snow Crash?

            _-J o u r n a l_--------- ---- ---- --- --- -- -- -

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            • Originally posted by Gravyboat View Post
              Wait, wasn't Davi54rOv a character in Snow Crash?
              I haven't read that book in about 20 years. Time to take it out of the library again? I think yes!
              “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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              • I thought it was Davi54d?
                Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                • Originally posted by Twibble View Post
                  One of the alternative study method books I read says that you recall 98% of information learned during orgasm.
                  I'm sure you do as both memory formation and orgasm are mediated by histamine.

                  Still that's a pretty small window in which to cram.
                  F 5 ft 3. HW: 196 lbs. Primal SW (May 2011): 182 lbs (42% BF)... W June '12: 160 lbs (29% BF) (UK size 12, US size 8). GW: ~24% BF - have ditched the scales til I fit into a pair of UK size 10 bootcut jeans. Currently aligning towards 'The Perfect Health Diet' having swapped some fat for potatoes.

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                  • Originally posted by paleo-bunny View Post
                    I'm sure you do as both memory formation and orgasm are mediated by histamine.

                    Still that's a pretty small window in which to cram.
                    Ah, so THAT'S why women are so much smarter than men! Multiple orgasms!
                    Durp.

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                    • Originally posted by RitaRose View Post
                      Ah, so THAT'S why women are so much smarter than men! Multiple orgasms!
                      Let's just say that high histamine in women is a feature, not a bug. And I'm not just talking about the photographic memory.

                      ETA: Good point there. I like it.
                      Last edited by paleo-bunny; 06-23-2012, 01:18 PM. Reason: ETA
                      F 5 ft 3. HW: 196 lbs. Primal SW (May 2011): 182 lbs (42% BF)... W June '12: 160 lbs (29% BF) (UK size 12, US size 8). GW: ~24% BF - have ditched the scales til I fit into a pair of UK size 10 bootcut jeans. Currently aligning towards 'The Perfect Health Diet' having swapped some fat for potatoes.

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                      • So anti histamines are stupid pills, in this particular instance. That would explain that one guy that never even got to be an ex.
                        Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                        My Latest Journal

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                        • Yes antihistamine pills are bad on many levels. Memory does not equate with intelligence however.
                          F 5 ft 3. HW: 196 lbs. Primal SW (May 2011): 182 lbs (42% BF)... W June '12: 160 lbs (29% BF) (UK size 12, US size 8). GW: ~24% BF - have ditched the scales til I fit into a pair of UK size 10 bootcut jeans. Currently aligning towards 'The Perfect Health Diet' having swapped some fat for potatoes.

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                          • With this guy, it did. "What's your name again?"
                            "[Naiad]"
                            "Oh, she was a character in one of my favorite movies growing up"
                            "I know, we had this conversation last week."
                            "Oh. Will you go out with me?"
                            "Will a yes and then a no show make you quit asking me?"
                            "No."
                            "Then no."

                            Each week for the majority of my senior year of high school. He never did get that date.
                            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                            My Latest Journal

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                            • Lol!
                              F 5 ft 3. HW: 196 lbs. Primal SW (May 2011): 182 lbs (42% BF)... W June '12: 160 lbs (29% BF) (UK size 12, US size 8). GW: ~24% BF - have ditched the scales til I fit into a pair of UK size 10 bootcut jeans. Currently aligning towards 'The Perfect Health Diet' having swapped some fat for potatoes.

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                              • I get the most comments from my fiancé, who has a phobia of me becoming muscular. I’ve always tended to run fat, so keeping an eye on what I’m eating is normal for me. He is the most ectomorphic person ever, and once managed to gain a whole 5# by eating in excess of 10,000 calories a day for three months. He just simply doesn’t understand not eating whatever you want, as he’s always been able to eat whatever he wants with no (visible) effects.

                                My favorite quotes:
                                “All your fat will turn into muscle and you’ll be huge.”
                                “Eating meat all the time will make you get huge.”
                                “Eating that much protein will make you get huge.”
                                “Dead lifting will make you get huge. (In response to me trying to tell him about a PR I set.”

                                He seems to think he’s going to suddenly wake up one morning next to 90’s Kim Chizewsky.

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